Howmanheyman

There's the most horrible cunt at work on our shift, we all reckon he's retiring next year. Everyone's looking forward to his retirement more than him. He's lazy, he's a twat, he has zero craic, he looks like oliver Hardy, he's deliberately awkward when you need everyone pulling in the same direction. Now I'm NOT saying Wyki is as bad as him, (that's impossible), but this horrible fucka still gets invited for a couple of pints at the end of the last shift before Christmas. Unfortunately for us he never goes anywhere like Paris so we can't work around his holidays.

He played the baddy in 'back to future' and had a small part in 'St. Elmo's fire. J69's a big fan.

Going on a night out with the lads after coming off nightshift? You'll be a waste of a good shirt. (Or Christmas jumper).

Would be funny if he actually did get a Samsung TV all the problems their TVs have been renowned for over the years.

It's no secret they're desperate. They blatantly couldn't give a fuck about anything other than profits on player trading, collecting the TV money and making the ground look full as if there's absolutely no problems at this club, no sir.

Bit early for the 'taxi hero' act?

Does nobody ever say, 'no thanks' to these horrendous nights?

Does he look like Vieira like Rusty Lee 'looks' like 'big mamma'?

Think the last work Christmas party I was at was the wife's old company in 2001. She doesn't work anymore and the jobs I have had don't do stuff like this for the likes of 'them'. It's just for office wankers, narks and arse lickers.

Cheers, Gemmill, don't think I'm using it either to be honest but I'll keep an eye out for such trouble.

No idea which is which. CT looks like the owner, (Wallace?)

Wallace and Gromitt looks like CT, doesn't mean they can drive a taxi.

Couldn't get room, used alley instead.

My pet hate is 'end of'. Unless it's your posting I see an end of.

'Crapper'

That'd be gloomy on his daft wheely thing. He's totally radical, man.

I predict a shallow grave for the new admin lass at wyki's work in 2016.

There's a new wykikitoon avatar trending on twitter superimposed on the French flag for yet another atrocity visited upon the poor people of Paris. 'Je suis nouveau mademoiselle at work'

I started laughing as soon as I read 'new admin girl at work' as well, BTW.

"The founder of PSV Eindhoven, massive lads fan, moved out there in the early twentieth century, probably about then. Helped them build railways or something like that, Started a football team with ex-pat lads fans, all the ex-pat mags were still into cricket so didn't bother, made the strip like Sunderland AFC on request of the locals who wanted to be twinned with us as they knew we'd won the league two more times than the mags. Still get the odd few coming over when it's not Feyenoords or Sparta Rotterdam's turn at the SoL. FTM."

Yes, they use quite often on RTG. No, honestly.

Fuck me, one's having it away with defenceless, pissed colleagues, the others at it with the fucking babysitter! Fucking can of worms been opened in this thread, mind.

She wasn't a minor but she was blotto. Operation Spewtree being launched as we speak.

"Manchester United. One of the biggest clubs in the world, Martin Edward's granda moved down to Salford from Shildon, massive lads fan. Made them change from green and yellow halves to red, white and black. Rest is history, Marra."

Benedict Biscop.....massive lads fan. Was celibate until the sight of eleven fannies in red & white made him give up his vow to God and worship Rewban Agboola and Marco instead. "