Howmanheyman

Anyone listening to the phone ins on talksport/five live, expect a torrent of irate calls from sad sacks in the Southeast moaning about man u and Liverpool.

Just seen Watford take the piss scoring a third v Liverpool. (Missed the first two). Watford are a point off CL places going up to Christmas and Leicester are top. What the fuck is our clubs excuse, now? Can't compete with camp 70's singer songwriters?

Apparently 30% of US Republicans polled at a rally were in favour of bombing Agrabah. (Agrabah being the fictional town in Aladdin).

Be interesting to see the money they've pissed up the wall on the hunt for resale profit. Of course you can't win them all and even these tossers will accept that but they seem to throw millions away which they'll never get back with the likes of Riviere, Anita, Obertan, Cabella etc, (you could go on and on with this list). Let's say they double their money on Wjnaldum, will that cover the losses on the rest? What about the millions lost on league placings as well in their chase for value? For someone as keen to make profit, he seems shit hot at driving down revenues from tickets, from sponsors, from low league positions and from transfer losses. I'm coming to the conclusion that he hasn't got his head around this football carry on as CT once famously never said.

I still don't see them prioritising need over value in their signings IMHO.

Sam Cooke was in the ring after Cassius Clay beat Sonny Liston, or were you referring to watching boxing before then?

Strange when left back is a weakness, we put a kid in front of the left back who offers zero support because he's not a left winger and looks out of place there compounding the left back problem. Imagine the goals we'd have shipped in the 5th place season had non left back Ryan Taylor had Gini in front of him rather than Jonas? What a club. Sick of square pegs in round holes to suit an extremely flawed transfer system.

Wtf is romocom? Is it one of fish's latest superhero action films that he's watched?

That can be your starting point for your next taxi conversation. 'Tell you what, have ya heard these nutters who watch old films at the pictchas? I don't understand that, mind. Nutters if ya ask me. Probably claiming the entrance fee on benefits.'

Two points dropped big time.

Missed some fucking chances.

Really should've got that left back in the summer. (Summer of 2013).

Here's an idea, Steve. Play your fucking best team from the start you fucking ginger, grinning knacker.

The kid isn't fit, not his fault, bad luck etc, but I'm more bothered about our team.

Get the cunt off.

In conditions like this you need people with good ball control and good energy. If only we had Perez available?

Things that make you go........hmmmmnn.

This package the PL put out for non-uk countries, said it before I think, but at half time they put a PL legends clip on. I swear to God, it's only man u, Liverpool and arsenal who feature on it. What a fucking embarrassment. Are they telling me that none of our lot were any good from 1992 onwards? It's almost as if they're promoting their key brands. They're not wrong when they say the playing field isn't equal.

Mitro should've done better from sissoko's cross.

Fucking get in!! I want curly hair again!

Mitrovic finds it harder in England than he did in Holland according to Waddle.

Helping a shell shocked villa side by replacing two of our better players with de jong and cisse. They really are there for taking but we're levelling the playing field for them.

Bad result for us but still very funny.