Howmanheyman
-
Posts
28513 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
251
Everything posted by Howmanheyman
-
Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Howmanheyman replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
Can you imagine pards and Simon Jordan in the same room? If you could harness that smarm into energy you could power a city the size of Coventry four times over. It's just as well Jordan had vacated the building before the King's coronation was confirmed. -
Anyone seen 'United Passions' the film FIFA commissioned about how Blatter and Havelange saved the world as we know it? (I've only seen clips of it rather than the whole clip of it. Tim Roth doing a Michael Caine/Jaws 3 paying a bill job).
-
Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Howmanheyman replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
He doesn't just excuse his own failings, he betters Souness and big Sham by omitting his pal Mike's failings as well. -
'Didn't have Netflix, used kodi, didn't chill, put central heating on instead.' (Felt radiators halfway through to check they were on).
-
'I'm a massive lads fan and so are you, fancy coming round for some classy sex? FTM'
-
'Hey marra-etta, fancy coming over for some bong and playing hide the sausage?'
-
'Netflix and chill' Fuck sake, man. "Don't have Netflix, used kodi instead".
-
Spill the beans, then.
-
Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Howmanheyman replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
OK. -
Thought he'd retired when he left Chelsea.
-
Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Howmanheyman replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
Utter bilge blaming the fans for anything, back in the day a smaller ground with less fans in but more vociferous supporters could destroy a players confidence. That doesn't happen to the same extent anymore and anyway, one week we're too demanding, the next we're too nervous etc, not for the first time, poltroon pardew living up to his reputation as an arch talker of shite. -
Can you put a few more photos up, CT? I'm not sure there's enough on for me to visualise your cooking.
-
It comes with age and life experience.
-
There you go, Haydnator, knock one, err, I mean, knock yourself out.
-
Was getting worried about you, Zanetti.
-
Newcastle United v Aston Villa (19/12/15 17:30 ko Sky)
Howmanheyman replied to Haydnator's topic in Newcastle Forum
Was talking about this last night as well and more or less said the same as you. -
Read somewhere that he was found in a quiet lane and had been jogging. They don't know how long he was there. Hope that's wrong as it won't have helped him if he'd been lying there a while.
-
Met him when he'd just signed, lovely kid. Hope he's OK.
-
Surely your first answer would be 'where's that, again?' If you hadn't a clue rather than, 'nuke the sons of bitches' or words to that affect.
-
Same things most 15 year olds are into.
-
Feelies, feelies, nee putties in.
-
Remember that taxi rank 'encounter' Gemmill had with an old drunken colleague about nine years ago? Errr......Think he needs to give her a bell about some backdated money he owes her.
-
Gets dropped off in wallsend to 'get a couple cards', (her words), I then open the text she sent me with instructions: "Birthday cards... Someone special (not dad) & Granda. Christmas cards... 1x Wife. 2 x daughter. 2 x mam n dad. 1 x granny and Granda. 1 x grandma and Granda. 3 x sister 3 x auntie" Jesus Christ, man. I'm a bit hungover as well!
-
Going out to do some finishing off for Christmas bits and bobs, it was planned with missus yesterday but I also went out last night. I'm not ill but am absolutely fucked, here like. I daren't say a thing as I'm already getting 'I told you so' looks.
-
All the best!