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  1. Howmanheyman
    Don't be sad, thousands of us confirmed our own stupidity according to mincepie, sausage roll, come on please, he needs his hole.
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    Don Howe

    Howmanheyman replied to Alex's topic in General Chat

    Or was it the undertaker?
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    Haydnator

    Howmanheyman replied to ewerk's topic in General Chat

    The mind boggles at what you had to look at to find that pic, mate.
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    Don Howe

    Howmanheyman replied to Alex's topic in General Chat

    I'm a bit hungover and Alex summed it up pretty well. Concise and to the point it's what don would've wanted. Ennio the baker once said, "for offsides and 1-0 wins, we must go to Don Howe".
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    Don Howe

    Howmanheyman replied to Alex's topic in General Chat

    Aye, that's about it, really. RIP
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    MF looks like he's bursting for a shite and just found a bog that charges 50p and he knows he's got loads of 50p coins on him.
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    It should be a national disgrace but apart from the odd article nobody seems to want to do anything about it. (Apart from George and his 'northern powerhouse', of course. Pfft.)
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    You're just further confirming your own stupidity, now, Alex.
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    Ok
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    CT would've not only had a pic up on here of them both, but would've posted a Peter Beardsley themed buffet gallery from his house a few days later.
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    The young fan in me wanted to say hello, the poor cunt who watches our players and wishes they were as good as he was wanted to say hello, but I'm not the type to approach a famous person unless they are unavoidable and/or have made eye contact/said hello etc, plus I'd feel a bit hypocritical in licking his arse after not being too happy with his 'mike' patter. Hope your laddie enjoyed himself.
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    Never, ever being able to get away with zombie stuff, CT, they just suck the life out of you.
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    Just seen Peter Beardsley walking around sainsburys in Heaton, was tempted to say hello and compliment him for being one of the best footballers I've ever watched live but I didn't want to bother him plus he's put me off with some of pro-ashley comments so I basically tried to avoid him like you do with someone you hardly know and don't really want to talk to, but as is typical in those situations, you end up walking down the same aisles all the time. (What a shame tbh).
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    Paths of Glory (1957) An anti-war, anti-establishment film by Stanley Kubrick which I'd never seen before although had heard of it. It's short, punchy and depicts the upper echelons in the French army of not giving a toss about the pawns who are very much expendable. Kirk Douglas is the Colonel who defends three of his men on a trumped up court martial trial brought by an incompetent and ambitious general. Definitely worth a watch if you haven't seen it, not sure if it's a 'nice trip down memory lane/German and Japs' film that CT would like but it's a more than decent film.
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    "This Palace aint big enoough for ver two of as, Pards. Ahnly wan King can rule in this Palace, sanshine." "Yeah?" "Fackin' yeah!" "Well fackin' cammm on thennnn, you fackin' mug! You fackin' want sam?!"
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    Would. (Not even up for debate).
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    That's it, then. First time I'm bored with time in my hands I'm watching it if it's on kodi. It'll be like a reconstruction of a CT settee sale when we see Roth brokering a world cup deal.
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    Can you imagine pards and Simon Jordan in the same room? If you could harness that smarm into energy you could power a city the size of Coventry four times over. It's just as well Jordan had vacated the building before the King's coronation was confirmed.
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    Anyone seen 'United Passions' the film FIFA commissioned about how Blatter and Havelange saved the world as we know it? (I've only seen clips of it rather than the whole clip of it. Tim Roth doing a Michael Caine/Jaws 3 paying a bill job).
  21. Howmanheyman
    He doesn't just excuse his own failings, he betters Souness and big Sham by omitting his pal Mike's failings as well.
  22. Howmanheyman
    'Didn't have Netflix, used kodi, didn't chill, put central heating on instead.' (Felt radiators halfway through to check they were on).
  23. Howmanheyman
    'I'm a massive lads fan and so are you, fancy coming round for some classy sex? FTM'
  24. Howmanheyman
    'Hey marra-etta, fancy coming over for some bong and playing hide the sausage?'
  25. Howmanheyman
    'Netflix and chill' Fuck sake, man. "Don't have Netflix, used kodi instead".
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