Howmanheyman

No, I'm just taking the piss out of the fish.

Yep. We're down if he stays, he's making things worse, I shudder to think of us not getting those wins at Bournemouth and Tottenham.

You reactionary arsehole, you.

McClaren will take us down, we're up against it as it is and he's Mr negativity with his midfield selections.

These forest kids, money well spent there wasn't it?

McClaren and his fascination for these midfield donkeys.

Fucking tiote and colback, man

Should've changed things around when Anita was injured but went like for like with tiote. Need to keep possession, keep two shit midfieldersin there. No penalty for the team that never gets them.

My kodi has been canny shit lately for the high standards it's set. Not sure if it's anything to do with getting the 15.2 version in the last couple of months.

Ivan Tony to get our winner off the bench. You heard it here first.

Renton! Here's another one with a south Yorkshire phobia!

Never mind that shit, WERE YOU AT BARNSLEY?! Si or no?

It's just a culmination isn't it? A culmination of the 'many reasons to be pissed off as a Newcastle fan'.

Are you a gloater? Just on here to gloat? Are you an arsehole of reactionary proportions?

If there's one thing worse than an arsehole, it's a reactionary arsehole.

I'm watching the news. Why do the BBC news keep saying 'so-called' before the name Islamic state? Just call them it or call them something else.

Mitrovic might be injured, but is out of form anyway, cisse is injured but is out form anyway, De Jong has the pace of a slug with a bad back, Riviere is money pissed up the wall and Ivan Toney might get a game today. Tuppence ha'penny club by design.

We tend to lose Christmas games away from home. Home win.

Amen, brother.

Your first Christmas fixture was probably v the Germans on the Western front in no man's land 100 years ago.

@@Monkeys Fist Happy Christmas!

The spine of our team is woeful.

His confidence is obviously fucked as I thought heading was a strong point of his. The current bottom three have to be the most poorly run clubs in the PL so it's almost just desserts there are there atm.

Fuck you, I was at Barnsley in 1989.