Howmanheyman

It's like kielder forest for me, bar the migrating hairs moving south on me napper.

Cheeky cunt. Holiday pic, Esteban. Always have the top buttons undone. I feel like I'm getting strangled otherwise.

Had a couple of likes from Davey Mac. That's it, despite the headaches of twitter, it's been worth it.

I'd listen to CT, he's usually spot on about most things.

Said the same.

Good game, well played etc. 0 points though. There's good players there, no balance

The Martian. Really enjoyed it.

He's a knacker. Not sure how Pav got lumbered with him?

https://twitter.com/Real_PaulJones/status/682999636198555648?s=09 One for CT.

The old bloke lying down struggling for his bottle.

It was much more pathetic than that. And I'm now not going out for my new years day drink as she's bad, has had no sleep and she was like this when she had a seizure a couple of years ago so I can't take the chance. Fucking magic. It's definitely been the worst day of the year so far.

That's mental. Also expected Chewbacca to sing 'I feel good!' After his little roar.

Aye, got one. It'll do round the house and it's a good cause.

Started 2016 in an argument with the missus. Happy new year, same as the old year!

Well done.

Bjork: "Happy new year, London! It's all so quiet! Its all so......." Stevie: "Hew, pet! Ah admire yi ability to hold a crowd with yi chanting, but, are ah'll the Lasses in Iceland your stamp? Yiz dee canny in Europe considering your size, yiz are probably the Everton of European national sides." Bjork: "Security!!!!"

'Trudging' (©CT) through Walker around about 17 going from party to party, one eye on the fanny, one eye on other groups of lads and potential aggro*, fuck that, I'll stick to a cosy night in. *there always someone who would get a kicking.

I remember my wife going round her friends on new years eve when my eldest was about one year old. The deal was I'd have the new years day for myself. I ended up having an Indians in the house and by accident caught the beginning of 'guns of navarone' on the TV after I'd put the bairn to bed. That was one of the best new years eve nights I'd had as well.

It's been about 15-20 years since a lot on here will have given a fuck about news eve, mate. Irony, those that want the new years eve partying and drinking not getting it, those that can have it, not wanting it. (New years day seemed to take over in popularity once you get a certain age/have kids etc).

I watched it last night, enjoyed it and so did the bairns. Watched the 3D version and the aerial battles were pretty good.

Is that David O'Leary?

We've all got our own tastes of music, but I love whenever a guns and roses fan or the like get a slightly less than enthusiastic response from a non-fan, the non-fan is suddenly a No direction/jls/Justin beiber fan.

It could be argued it's also yet another way of the current owner further devaluing the 'brand' of Newcastle United as any Johnny Foreigner types will associate the new NUFC crest with the new NUFC that are quite clearly a shit, middling two bob club and not with the good nufc sides we have had. (Some of these Johnny foreigner types might be rich and might not want to put money into a shit club. Anything that can remind people of what we were and could be again should be kept).