Howmanheyman

You're welcome! Aaaaahhh, I see! That's not how I work. Any new followers are free to unfollow if that boils their urine.

Just checked. I do!

Err, I think.

I do follow you!

I don't. Still don't want the cunt back.

Aye, Chinese mouse 1982 style. Apparently they auctioned the socks he wore that day to pay for his court costs.

Just found out a bloke who retired from my work a few months ago was the streaker in KK's debut! Why wasn't I informed earlier? (He was a bit of a character to put it mildly). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_wMpgL3pKs

I remember him going in fluid with a cameraman after a home game where I'm afraid I'd taken quite a few drinks onboard. As he pushed past me I asked him if he'd just emerged from Bernie Slaven's arse?

"Hi there! Welcome to the CT film review! Well today I was watching 'Spectre', the new Bond film, the song was ok but not as good as Bassey and the opening scene was disappointing so I went for a tab, but being me I called it a 'fag'. I then posted on TT about the film so far and about my 'fag' break. The next ten minutes also lacked some action and the wifey in it wasn't that smart to be honest, (she was no Denise Welch), so I went outside for another 'fag' and also posted about that. I then went back to watch the film but remembered a scene from Corraz where Denise also smoked a 'fag' and I couldn't help thinking that her smoking a 'fag' was her piping me off! Sure there's been better fantasies such as me thinking Mike was a football genius but as fantasies go it wasn't that bad, so with that in mind I went up to the bathroom and knocked one out. I then had another 'fag' before heading downstairs to watch the rest of the film. I watched the next ten minutes before giving up."

Roger Tames has died as well??!!

Top: CT later on in the day. Bottom: CT in the morning before he's put his false teeth in.

It's just occurred to me who Charnley gets his transfer blueprint from. 'Couldn't secure Austin, got Riviere instead'. CT, 'made lovely chilli con carne, couldn't get kidney beans, used tin of beans instead'.

Was usually tea and toast, the odd time cereal, now usually tea and toast with the very occasional weetabix if cold or crunchy nut cornflakes if warm weather. Just had scrambled egg with tea toast as I'm a rebel.

I know, it's a talent.

What was your usual breakfast as a kid and what is it now?

Speaking of ex-tyne tees girls.....it appears Wincey Willis the ex-Tyne Tees and TV Am weather girl was arrested the other day outside her local sainsburys for shoplifting. She was stopped as she left the shop and found to have unpaid for items in her bag including sunglasses and a pack of tampons. She explained that she was expecting some 'sunny periods'.

Tell me ma, me ma! I won't be home for tea! It's because I'm married and live with my wife and children! Tell me ma, me ma!

CT would've had Bobby McFerrin on his CD and would've stopped things escalating by singing 'don't worry, be happy' at him with a big cheesy grin on his mush.

Balance as in players in actual positions, age, experience. It's been more than time since Gini came off the left wing.

This.....tooowown, is coming like a ghost town. No post to be found in this forum, CT won't post no more, too much wham on his dance floor. Waaahhh wawaa wahhhh wah wahhhh!

Never realised so many foreigners were called 'Johnny', what, Major?

I'm being followed by a local solicitor. Looking at her tweets it looks purely an account for business. Not sure what that says about my appearance?

It's like kielder forest for me, bar the migrating hairs moving south on me napper.

Cheeky cunt. Holiday pic, Esteban. Always have the top buttons undone. I feel like I'm getting strangled otherwise.