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Ah, thought you meant in the ground. I'll bow to your superior trudging.

I can think of ONE game where Tames and Jack Charlton got stick on the pitch. Wasn't at Home though.

When was that?

What about a ham sandwich?

Another brilliant cup run to the third round. Well done, lads!

Will he fuck, man!

Missing chances again, paying the price again.

Good.

Mackems beating arsenal.

Because man evolved and developed ears which could detect sound. (95.45 on FM)

Listening on radio Newcastle, fans very loud! 'Pavel is a Geordie' sounded class.

Snap.

I loved penny crayon, babe. Nice.

U not got any pics, hun?

FYP

On his fee. We could do with a player like him, no doubt.

What a fucking knacker.

Aye, he's the King, Warnock isn't.

Depends.

I thought that's what it was.

Neil Warnock had said earlier this week on talkSPORT that he thought Crystal Palace would be a good fit for Charlie Austin and recommended that he sign on for Palace over Newcastle United. When told about these comments this is what the former Newcastle manager had to say: “Neil Warnock was the manager here and he didn’t do very well so I am not really interested in his opinion.” “Charlie Austin is of no interest to us.” The fucking neck on him! I hope The King keeps his trap shut about all things NUFC in the future as he's already written McClaren's reply for him.

NC's? If I think someone might interest me I'll follow them, There's probably loads but I'm only on twenty atm. I'm still bedding in and trying to get used to it. I've a solicitor and a credit firm following me, I've already solicitor for my house move so have no need to follow her back as her account seems to be just work related, ditto the credit firm, (I'm guessing me taking the piss out of Gillian from wonga triggered their interest automatically).

The bairn asked me that once, I bollocked her for saying the C word then took her upstairs and pulled the covers away from my sleeping Wife. I then pointed to between her legs, I said, 'That, sweetheart is what's called a vagina. The rest of her is a cunt'.