Howmanheyman

Get us relegated away from this shit. Fucking corrupt wankers.

Third foul, no booking.

Our last home penalty two fucking years ago. How many handballs have been knocked back in that time?!

Looooooooooool. Let's just get relegated now. Webb thinks it's a penalty, mind. Corrupt. Absolutely fucking corrupt.

McClaren calls them 'united'. Sack the cunt now.

Man u show on BT. And it's live! Rio and scholesy! Yaaaayyyy!!

He'll be having that in the next ten years. If he was single.

He's probably better equipped for bare knuckle fighting at the hoppings next June as well.

Think its Rio Ferdinand, Owen, scholes, Hoddle and Jenas, with ex-man u assistant Howard Webb.

Aye.

kipper sauce, mein kameraden? They may be some mayonnaise in that sauce if sir is in luck?

BT Sport. Right there.

When they say 'all you can eat' I'm not too sure they're referring to food to be honest.

It's such a special day getting married, such a big step and a great occasion for both families, you just live your life with your new missus and ignore the advice of those saying you're too young. You've got plenty of years ahead of you to say to yourself, 'for fucks sake, what the fuck did I do, man?'

I don't know why you're laughing, Ant's been on to a Millwall forum, they said they're willing to take you for the rest of the season and see what happens in the summer.

Going to Cyprus again, first hol since 2013. Having to drive from Larnaca instead of Paphos which I could do without but we're all dying for a break. Hate the idea of working all year and not getting a hol. I'm envious of some of you lot getting a few trips a year.

Try looking in your favourites, DK.

CT, N-O to Toontastic.

FTM!

He calls it Wan in chai.

at Gemmill and Meenzer.

Your user name, were you born in 1992? It might explain a bit if you were. That or you're not from the north east.

I'm expecting the kid to be shit hot after the muted response to his signing, like.