Howmanheyman

Giving it to charity?

When's the jacket coming?

Paul Dummet scored more in one game than palaces entire squad have managed in the last five games. Fackin ave it, you ahld caaant!

You can fucking cherry pick as much as you like but at least pard's knew how to handle the likes of Tevez and HBA. Now fackin ave that you slaahg!

Sissoko had the touch of an elephant at times despite looking good, Wijnaldum has been fucking wasted out left for half a season as most have already seen bar our manager, Mitrovic is a player no doubt, but has zero confidence and needs too much time to get his shot in, I like the lad but I'd be 'quietly, behind the scenes' looking at another striker in case he gets no better with time, because as much as I like aspects of his game, he's meant to score goals. Gouffran was a mental sub by McClaren and nearly gave away a penalty that was his ball all day and we still don't have a left back. So frustrating the end of that game when we played so well early on. Impressed with Shelvey early on just hope he doesn't get frustrated with nufc life when one player going off means multi Reshuffles because we don't have adequate cover for certain areas.

Penalty to spurs, Another balls up by the Bayern Munich kid, 4-1.

3-1

Wijnaldum out wide again? FFS.

2-1 spurs.

Tobamorisrevenge has such amazing posts. He should post a bit more.

40 seconds or so later, 1-1.

Mackems 1-0 up.

If we won today and Pardew was here he'd have fanked Mike and the coats for the win.

£59 the coats are worth, eh? Whey aye. (Unless that's how much they're worth collectively?)

You?

It saddens me seeing the likes of Pav and Nobby sharing breathing space with Wraith, he just comes across as a massive whopper. Might also be telling both Pav and Nobby were/are out of the country a lot of the time and foreigners. Can't see anyone other British ex-player letting him anywhere near them.

Think Townsend will be a poor bit of business, personally. Very risky buying players who hardly play.

OK.

They don't want to upset the neighbours with your musical choices is all.

Fancy us to be honest, a draw at worst. One of the better West Ham sides but they're still not top drawer and I always fancy us v them at home, especially when points are needed on board. 2-1.

It's only a question of time before he's admitted to the RVI after getting something wedged up his arse or superglues his hands to something.

We're stopping in Peyia, near coral bay, it's not too far from paphos. Trouble is they've fucked about with flight times from Newcastle so having a longer drive there from larnaca airport instead to get there at a decent time. It'll put an hour on the trip.

Exactly.

I've generally found people who describe their home or work with 'Towers' after the name tend to be unmitigated, colossal puddings. Glad you're the exception to the rule, CT!

We're the only North East that gets any luck. Never forget that.