Howmanheyman

It might be irrational, but I can't stand Southerners putting a fucking 'yeah' at the end of their sentences. Might just be a throwback to when the missus used to watch eastenders or could just be a cockney thing, not sure.

"Err, excuse me, taxi driver, I need to be at the airport not the Boldon slimming world club."

I must admit I sometimes get distracted talking and go somewhere else through habit.

I'd donate my free everlasting coat if only I'd joined in with the sports direct advertising scheme to take people's minds away from the firm being horrible, being ran by cunts, bolting Nufc onto the gimmock and trying to get the share price to steady. I just thought I'd pass on it, to be honest.

Metaphor for life, be a decent driver, be courteous to others, don't be a cunt etc.

The Revenant. Not a bad film at all, some scenes stretch the imagination but a good watch. One minus point was having to put subtitles on for the actor who just mumbled all the way through his scenes, (Fitzgerald).

If you get a free sports direct mug I know you'll use it as your main cup for coffee/tea.

I could never see the point of Palace as a kid/teen. They had no songs, 'eagles' chant and that was it, a mini bus of fans, boring fans, nonentity of a club, really. If they were a character they'd be the fat bloke from the office. 'Brighty'? FFS it says it all that this once average player and now boring bastard is one of their icons.

I can imagine Howay having a nightmare which would be a remake of the Godfather scene of Woltz and the horses head, with Howay replacing Woltz and Pardew replacing the horse's head.

I passed first time because I'm me.

Explain, sir.

So, I'm taking it only CT got a jacket on here? (Unless I'm wrong?)

'Looooolz! Mag at work thinking they weren't formed in 1992! FTM.'

These PL only records are a bit of a sham, really. It's limited to 24 years ffs.

Apparently Rooney is now the RECORD 'scored most PL goals for one team' player. :lol: Do they just make these categories up to suit certain players/teams?

Aye, RIP to a dedicated supporter.

Be interesting to see you in the 'post a pic of yourself' thread.

In the past. Love it, love it if man u reverted to pre-fergie times where they tried to buy league and failed. Liverpool can also carry on not winning it.

3 points required, think we might get them too. 1-1 or 1-2 to us. Just a hunch.

Not enough praise. You're a cunt!

Aye, that was particularly shite. Their goal was atrocious.

Give it to oxfam, man. It's what George, Dave and Ian would err, actually, err, just keep it.

Giving it to charity?

When's the jacket coming?