Howmanheyman

2-1 to the billboard.

Phil Collins.

Sounds like heaven. "Err, can I have some rapidly warming, flat as a fart, 1 euro a pint lager with the breakfast instead of the tea? Oh! Any chance you can turn the sound up on top gear? Those nice chaps from Hull are a bit noisy! Cheers, Captain!"

I've said for a while that the club make it harder for themselves to turn a profit on a young player as the players always come into a lopsided team who are struggling, struggle themselves and don't endear themselves to rich suitors. Put one or two of our players in a more balanced, settled side and they'd prosper, look better and attract high bids if that was all you wanted from them. (Which is obviously the case at this club).

Wrong forum, Rents, he's on the Deitytastic forum.

He obviously never signed any confidentiality agreements when he was peddled like some probably did. 'What about Stone? Shall we write up one for him, too?' 'Which ones that? How many fackin coaches does one clab need? Nah, fackim, we'll be writing them up for ther fackin cleaner next!'

He probably means no passion from himself as he's not emotionally invested in non-nufc games which I can totally understand.

Only amusing thing tonight.

Aye, come to think of it, I can't ever remember meeting any Palace fans anywhere, either. It's like that old, sorry, brand new phrase, 'wherever you gan, you're sure to NOT meet a palace fan."

You were supposed to serve the joke with English tapas, you clod.

Bournemouth edging away from us. Stoke a better side, Leicester 2-0 up and top of PL in Feb. Fanks, mike. Absolutely no excuse about fucking oligarchs etc anymore. Why are we always fighting relegation?

Think CT would be really good at that, to be fair.

Tell that to the poor budgie, you murdering animal!!!!

I've met quite a few decent Everton fans to be honest, but there's always some divvies trying to be clever on the internet saying things they wouldn't dream of saying in a bar pre-game to your face. Classic knacker.

"Hi, I'm an Everton fan and have been bitter about my neighbouring club since 1994" "Hi Everton fan, welcome to the group. Would anyone else care to share their life story with him? What about you, Marra?" "Hi Everton fan, I'm a Sunderland fan and have been bitter since 1992 when the mag bastards were formed, welcome to the group. If you fancy a pint afterwards, me and Man City fan would love to hear your mag craic."

No chomps for CT in a while. Needs his fix.

RTG busying themselves organising a 'friends of Wearside/Merseyside' supporters cup game in Stanley Park after reading that.

I bet he felt really good about himself after he wrote that. He just needs to let it go, it might ease the bitterness. (I only read a few lines of his Geordie tirade tbh).

Could've been worse, he could've added 'conscientious' before the words 'electric car owner'.

Luckily for you I was on night shift last night.

"Folk in office thought it'wa right laugh me bringing in my plastic lunch Tupperware box w'sarnies in. Didn't laugh so much when t'gun came out, ah say, didn't laugh so much then, your honour."

Courtney used to present the football on Metro radio on a Saturday. He then used to do a show about cars on metro radio. All in late eighties/early nineties then disappeared off the map to suddenly appear as talk sports North East football expert years later. Top blagging, to be fair.

I preferred the 'clown in a circus' joke. Your finest hour on here.

I'm in work now. No bait. I'll have something in the morning when I get in.

I hope he ends up at Young Boys/CSKA so I can keep tabs on his progress.