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Didn't ask what her mortgage was, though.

Once knew a lass from Worsley in Manchester.

Was just going to post on here about this as I've just got an offer in these ingredients boxes. The price, though. Fuck. Me. Gently. Are they getting Titchmarsh to personally grow the ingredients and then having him hand deliver the stuff whilst including you, your family and your meal on a BBC show cooked by Ainsley Harriet? £64 for 3 family meals? :lol:

There's a stained glass window in a door round ours, it has NUFC crest in it. About 50cms tall. Always laugh when I see it, it is horrendous.

Most gingers prefer to shave it off, Anyway. Less five o'clock shadow, more Capri sun glow on their cones.

:lol: Forgot about that.

Enough with the mithering, already.

Doing it myself with a pal helping. My dad will probably come around which won't help even though I love the auld worrying bugger.

I've chucked a load out already, hopefully gives me extra room for manoeuvre to encourage her to be even more ruthless in the getting rid now it's round the corner.

'Guy?' Fucking 'Guy?!' Even Gemmill says 'bloke' not 'Guy'. Just let that thought sink in. (Tbf, the fish might say 'guy' in between looking for seldom used words like 'nascent' and 'mithering' in his posts, so it's not all bad).

Anyway, looks like my house move could happen next week. Absolutely dreading it, wanting it over.

While you watch?

A bloke with a fetish for dungarees? (I'm getting the coat, now).

Bridge of Spies. Canny, worth a watch. (No Denise Welch in it so obviously that might put some people off).

Great! Essembee's popcorn being brought into it, now!

Sissoko treats these games like a 'showcase event'.

I kinda miss not seeing the sky Saturday mob as they were always good for a laugh, Nicholas being informed by Stelling that the De Jong he was slagging, questioning why they signed him after a disappointing loan was actually a different de Jong, that the one he meant wasn't at the club anymore was a highlight plus them laughing at merson when he made his first 'villa bigger than NUFC' claim.

We can get something there but it's all about McClaren's attitude so we'll probably be shite. Doesn't have to be that way, though.

Aye, you're not wrong, loads do it. Loads of commentators/pundits go on about our loyal support still turning up etc, yet the same knackers then turn around and say stuff like, 'they, (that'll be you), talk about Noocarsuw, but >insert bitter club of ex-player here< are bigger because they won somefink when I was a player, noocarsuw have never won nuffink since 50 years ago'

Chelsea v Man U and both look fairly average. Nothing to be unduly scared about if we have a go at the cockney wankers.

That's including NUFC fans as well.

Middlesbrough and Aston Villa. Two of the most fickle set of supporters around. If it goes to shit thousands go AWOL. Merson, man. Doesn't realise he's the court jester to be laughed at on sky.

Could you smell the meths from that post?

@McFaul Guess who?

U18s beaten 8-0 at home to Everton. Fucking woeful.