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Remember this player? Wouldn't even have him down as 50. RIP.

Alreet, marra.

Aye but Fish's comebacks are a dish best served tapas style.

Re-chez and the arse fixation: Madam Chez: "Werd you like me to slice your cucumber, Mon Chez?" Mister Chez: "Do you think my arse is a fucking money box?"

CT's craic sometimes makes me cry.

Soon.

are you on acieeed! Acieeed! :) :)

I'd be discreetly looking for someone better now for next season, whether we stay up or not.

The equivalent of us raising money for a statue of John McNamee or John Anderson. Popular players, absolutely, but howay. Desperate club.

I keep hearing he's a great technical coach but I think it's all a bit emperor's new clothes for me. He's came in and we've been at the bottom end of the league from day one. I'm not laying all our problems at his door by any stretch, but he would've been out on his ear under any other owner, (assuming they'd have hired him in the first place). You can't keep judging managers by Pardew's standard or even Carver's as these broke all kinds of the wrong records.

We don't 'just keep changing managers' so think that's a moot point. What we do seem to do is keep appointing cheap, desperate, out of work managers who are either 'on message' or are prepared to be for a job in the PL.

Massive % of bastard shirts as well.

'Value', 'pound for pound'.

You'd have to get down on bended knee and ask me properly. Plus it'd have to be a proper church wedding.

Come back before it's too late and you start drinking water out of thimbles then threatening hotel managers with your podcast!!

Come back! Come back! To Walker we will take you! /ring wraith

Just come back to Newcastle you hoverboard riding, quinoa eating, vegbox buying, non Geordie speaking, BBC luvvie, health freak.

Did you miss his Watford and Everton selections? End of.

I left a substantial deposit to help her out.

Actually seen one of those ancestry type shows that showed one of Michael Jackson's great, great, grandparents hailed from Belfast. They took a blood sample from family members and apparently one of the DNA results showed a Billy Gene.

Hee hee!

Didn't ask what her mortgage was, though.

Once knew a lass from Worsley in Manchester.

Was just going to post on here about this as I've just got an offer in these ingredients boxes. The price, though. Fuck. Me. Gently. Are they getting Titchmarsh to personally grow the ingredients and then having him hand deliver the stuff whilst including you, your family and your meal on a BBC show cooked by Ainsley Harriet? £64 for 3 family meals? :lol: