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JFK: "Which one's Bird?" Bird: "Me." JFK: "I can only talk to you. Which one's Edwards?" Edwards: "Me." JFK: "You're a cunt. Sling yer hook, son. Which one's Caulkin?" Caulkin: "Me." JFK: "You're a cunt." Ryder: "I'm Lee Ryder, Joe. The chronicle's man." JFK: "Who?" Ryder: "The Trinity mirror regional sports writer of the year." JFK: "Look, son, when I want to hear from you, I'll chuck you a banana." Ryder: "Cheers, Joe, great to have you back!" JFK: "fack off telly savalas."

It'll be Kinnear again; "which one's aye-easy ferris? And who's this mousey sickocoe? Oi, oi! You must be Slobodan Milosovic?"

You had to Google that? Think Forest and Derby did the same 1st season up both under Clough.

He realises that shit results might actually get him sacked at this job unlike his last club.

Dahnt fackin antagonise me, yeah?!

She's being put up in a foreign villa owned by one of the mysterious cabal of Tyneside businessman who instructed the Durham constabulary to disclose the Johnson details to safc then the Magedia.

Only way he's sacked is if Ashley intervenes and instructs secretary Penfold to pull the trigger out of desperation.

I didn't know colback may miss derby. Down to FishCon 98 now.

You couldn't be confident of us winning any game we play so what do you know?

He's working for Charnley but ultimately Ashley therefore he obviously has nothing about him.

Saints equalise.

Yours is pretty weird. In a good way, like. You must get taken for a Scot down there.

Defoe has scored for the mackems.

Fucking divvies getting offended by people outside the gallowgate protesting last season. Enjoy your second Ashley relegation.

I sound like Quentin Crisp.

Fuck me. He does have trust in Charnley. He trusts Charnley to DO AS HE'S FUCKING TELT. Charnley is a fucking gimp, man. He has a parameter set by Ashley and knows he's out of the best scenario he'll ever have if he goes out of it. He also knows he's the scapegoat if we go down along with McClaren.

It was a cabal of powerful Tyneside businessman and Tyneside senior police Freemasons who instructed Durham constabulary to publicly bring down Wearside's community caring football club, thus strengthening Tyneside's football club and helping the economic outlook of Tyneside over the fortunes of Wearside as they have done through the centuries. Their control over the Magedia gave them the platform to see the plan through.

Ah knaa ya must be having a laugh here, like. Obviously not one of me loyal punters as they'd knaa the North East lyrical sports gangsters gold dust when they read it.

No, 1-1. Cole for us, think it was Brian Deane in the last minute for them. '94 I think.

Was just having a laugh with them before they took the huff.

Got surrounded by a load of the fuckers at elland road when I was standing on a table and saw them push a young teenager off the same table. Knobs.

All in it together.

It's engineer availability, the house has been done out to sell but they haven't got a telephone point in for some reason. Kids are bored shitless, place 'up a height', no TV, no kodi films, no room, kitchen too small etc, and I didn't even get the chance to sponsor trophyshite.

@@Gemmill Phoned BT about getting a phone line in/internet etc a few days before I moved and just checked engineer appointment. Apparently it's going to be 14 March! Three weeks to organise a fucking visit.