Howmanheyman

The sentence structure and the spelling mistakes are funny enough never mind their intent and the contents of their (shit) fantasies.

We used to go to loads of away games when we were about 15-16 and used to wind up one of our number who was fucking mental. We'd all pretend to do the 'no shit' line getting off the football special train at Seaburn or the one at Thornaby for Boro etc but then hold back a bit as the daft lad went strutting along the road to wherever we were continually saying 'no shit' and staring at everyone.

Genuinely cried laughing watching some of the scenes in that.

"How was your pink slice, sir?" MLF:"Ang on a minute an ahl tell ya, marra......nom nom nom, grunt, slurp, schlopp." "Like six in a rowa, marra. Haway the Kyril again! Ah hayatatted him till I die after the black cats bar mag surrender but eyze won me back ovah after eyting this lush pink slice of cheyse so ah winnott have a bad wud to say agayanst him now, like. FTM!"

Fish: "Yeah the whole concept of superheroes being breeded by a global evil order and trying to replace the US military really grabs you and is well put together and highly plausible but Urban's accent is difficult to get past."

Stranded on the iPlayer as well, a Storyville documentary of the people stranded on the Andes in the seventies after their plane crashed and about half of them died straight away was superb. Obviously heard about it but never really looked into it that much. Hard recommend as they say.

Must be fucking loads in Sunderland playing five-a-side these days or doing painting in the house with something quick and comfortable to just chuck on? I mean they wouldn't dream of wearing the new shirts going to a game/MetroCentre/airport would they? That would be frightfully similar to Mag behaviour and that would never happen, would it?

They way they're dressed and the locks they could be Milli Vanilli's grandas.

Get onto eBay. They weren't the easiest to get a hold of for stuff like this, (might be better now), but they will give you your money.

'King Otto and football's Greek Gods' on the BBC iPlayer is well worth a watch. (Obviously about them winning the European championship in 2004).

Not NUFC related but an old NUFC fan/manager showing that 'careful' Northumberland upbringing where beer prices are concerned.

To be honest after I'd said it, it actually pissed me off more. She doesn't get worked up by stuff like that compared to me. I must be catching the make something up then get annoyed by it mackem trait but obviously not being a Mensa dodger the thing that's annoyed me is factually correct.

It's the best shirt they've had probably since the one it's copied from but then again, I'm a sucker for mid eighties to mid nineties football shirts. I'm not childish like they are to say it isn't decent. (Obviously the sponsor makes it look a bit more gash than it should do). The advert is hilariously bad although I'm sure they'll make a classy point of no kittiwakes being disturbed by the daft cunt strangling himself.

Can't remember hearing about that.

Actually it was about the 25th I think? Sitting in the garden and the wife said something along the lines of it was lush in the garden, peace and quiet, nice weather etc and I put the pin in the bubble.

It wouldn't have been far off it. Tory Hall showed all his Tory instincts quickly selling his majority share to Ashley as soon as he had an offer whilst his NUFC partner was in hospital with pneumonia I think it was? He's always been full of shit and apart from realising where the new money was going to come from in the early days and getting a piece of the action when it was still cheap enough, he speculated to accumulate and they took their dividends every year and then sold when the game was up and they couldn't afford to compete. Hall had a seyson ticket at Roker Park as well as at SJP, not saying he was a secret MLF, it was probably a business thing like CT's sofa shop having one at NUFC.

TBF, it's been a good long while since I had any fondness for Mr MetroCentre and ardent Thatcher fan, hall. Couldn't get his shekels quick enough from Ashley after he'd made a pretty penny from NUFC for a few years.

We give them stick and I'm sure they'll be getting relative peanuts from Hummel but they've done something closer to what I thought Adidas might do with us after both sports companies being a former favourite of NUFC and the mackems. They've went back to the 1990 shirt which is probably an old favourite of the massive fans of lads and Adidas have went back to...err.... the Ashley era shirts iyam? (Obviously the wedge we'll be getting is helpful so....)

I've long given up on the BBC when it comes to politics and the royal family.

The replies indicate that this Tory is doing Tory election things that Tories do. They couldn't lie straight in bed.

Southgate putting some sun protection on as he goes in the swimming pool on holiday....

@LongTimeAdmirer I honestly wouldn't fret about it, the ability to send messages on here is like one of CT's new hobbies, it seems like a great idea at first but after a couple of weeks you'll never use it again.