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Their goal you could point the finger at three of them. But Taylor let them off the hook with his brilliance. Utterly pathetic.

I reckon Noelie has a job lot of Viagra over there and a compliant Latino home help to accommodate him. (Whether the latino home help is called Juanita or Juan is another issue though).

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Am away up to personnel to ask them change my tax code to 'avoidance'. Don't worry! I won't ask for the 'evasion' code!

Ray Harryhausen had this special effects shit sorted years ago. Jason and the Argonauts, man. Superb.

I might well laugh at Sunderland, take the piss etc, but I couldn't say they don't bother me. Course they fucking do! My uncle was an OOTer from Northern Ireland. Didn't give a fuck about Sunderland but detested Man U which I suppose was understandable as they weren't on his radar nationally and he had no idea of the local feelings, had never been to a derby etc. I think you see something a bit similar on here from OOTers or longtime exiles. I'm not obsessed with them but could never say I wasn't bothered by them being above us.

Which part of ethics wath he from?

I wouldn't bother with the iPhone if I was you, try the t'phone.

I reckon he strides into his office, closes the door, sits down, twiddles with his pen, gets up, looks at his reflection, pretends he's having a high level conversation with someone from Arsenal, sits back down, purses his lips then wonders what he can actually do that morning before searching for somewhere to go for his dinner.

Never noticed the 'teenage' bit?

Is it on BBC iPlayer? (I might not have been necessarily serious when I said I wanted to see it).

To be fair, I don't think even you will stop appreciating a nice bit of fanny if you see any when you're pushing 50.

I'd love a go at that. 'Canny' 'Canny' 'Not bad' 'Canny' 'Not for me, like' In front of the tatler or hipster crowd.

Love a Stevie rant on other clubs whether I agree or not. Using the Stevie cunt-ometer..... 10 Scum 9 HATE them 8 Don't like them 7 No love lost 6 Cuntish at times 5 Boring but fuck them 4 No opinion 3 Quite like them 2 Canny 1 Magic these ..... Here's my own preferences in general, (met decent individuals of certain clubs but overall opinion). Leicester. 8 (hope they win the league but not for their fans. Worked for two of them and they were sweatshop people who hated Geordies and spouted some shite. A perfect example of a non-unionised place). Spurs. 7 (used to be 8 or 9). Arsenal. 9 borderline 10. So many reasons. Man City. 8 borderline 9 and that was before the money. Man U. 9 borderline 10, again, where do you start with these fuckers? Chelsea. 9. West Ham. 7 Mackems. 9, (I've knocked one off because I genuinely think a sizeable proportion of them are backwards so you have to take that into account). Boro. 9.5 Forest. 8 Leeds. 9 Sheff Wed. 8 Sheff U. 6 Everton 7 Liverpool 7 (9 for OOTers) Wolves. 6 Villa. 8 but equally could be 5 as they are genuinely boring as fuck. Derby. 6 Rotherham. 7 Grimsby. 10 (proper cunts, these mind) Millwall. 8 Birmingham. 7 Southampton. 5 or 8. 5 for boring bastards, 8 for being knobs with it. Pompey. 7 (really fancied themselves before the cave fell in). Swansea. 5 Charlton. 5 harmless fans made up of single admin people or couples in their first relationship aged 31. Chelsea. 9 I'll leave it at that for now.

Absolutely not.

Aye, was at that one. Very, very hard to take. Played well and knew we'd have had a excellent chance of beating villa in the final. I sometimes think we're fucking cursed.

I'm sure PL had at least one 'chocolate' IPA or stout in the crows nest as well as other guest ales.

Anywhere we can catch it?

I've seen PL drink fucking all sorts. He isn't a bearded hipster but he must have a cast iron gut. (Some people just like trying different drinks).

I've very little memories of the two cup finals. Maybe the bitterness of not having a chance of tickets fuelled this.

I've drank the odd IPA when I've been in a bar selling it cheaper than mainstream stuff. It's been OK mostly. (Most time they let you have a bit before buying which is alright by me.)

Was right on the touchline for that game, full of drink and someone talked me into having a bit of whizz after I'd knocked that sort of stuff on the head. Fuck me, I was up and down my seat screaming murder all game. (I still get mad seeing that cunt Dixon on the TV to this day, him and his dirty, cheating ex-colleagues and the holier than thou precious arsenal fans. True cunts of a supporter base.

The police in the West Midlands, (especially villa) were notorious. Honestly suspected they were on some sort of bonus for arrests as they couldn't be as anal?

Those womens magazines at the asda counter must really turn your head.