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Springwell mags buying tickets for their end in presto's, man

Couldn't sell out the league derby in the play off year, I know a couple that bought tickets in presto. (Honestly). SAFC decided to let presto help sell their tickets in desperation before the massive lads fans jumped on their own bandwagon around 96.

He doesn't see a pattern but if he squints his eyes Allardyce looks a bit like Antonio Conte.

Memories? Aye, the 9-1, marra, ah wuz theya. Canna wayet till someone brings it out on video. FTM MFI SCS SOS etc

I just call mine 'kes' and spend all day lovingly talking to it.

They call mine, 'the neglected one'.

And Grimsby.

I've never seen the Grinch. Is there another film metaphor you can use? (I've seen Godfather a couple of times if that helps?)

I once worked with this bitter and twisted mackem cunt, his son worked there too. Fucking LOATHED everything about Newcastle the pair of them, the son fancied himself as a bit of a hard man as well. It was around the time of the emre freekick win. One week we not only discovered the kid had the worst ever Billy stampa tattoo I've ever saw of a bulldog in a Man U top, but we found out the fatha, who was the most poisonous of the pair, was born in Wallsend. Henceforth he had a new nickname of 'wallsend Jim' which instead of laughing about absolutely enraged him. Couple of the other Mackem lads were canny enough though.

Your ex called it 'inch high, private eye'.

It's good to get it off your chest. In this case, maybe not.

'Eee kes, they've no idea, I tell thee.'

Disgrace having a go at chez, BTW. I don't know how many times I've told you his name is Frankie, and he posts in his crackas from his flat in Percy Main, cans chilling in the fridge. Leave the lad alone!!!!

Remember them swilling Peyter Reid in a friendly? The two 7th place finishes had completely fucked their mindset. Either that or the fact the friendly was in 'yewrup'.

CT hasn't seen it.

But do you treat your beautiful wife to fine wine and the best Belgian chocolates?

Went on one of the spurs match day threads. The meltdown was almost rtg level. They absolutely wanted to finish over arsenal.

Not the first time Murphy has had a pop.

Fuck him. I expected worse, got a good few laughs, it was what it was. Needed a laugh, got it.

Apparently Danny Murphy reckons he stalled waiting for better offers then took job when nothing suitable came up. That's Danny Zidane Murphy by the way.

How so? I'm 'recommending something to watch' aren't I?

To be fair to CT, err, nah, there's no excuse, should stick to corner group settee threads. Nee offence, like.

I think so, never been.

I object. Can the divorce be retrospectively stopped?

Well that isn't helpful at all! I don't know if it's worth watching or not? Some recommender you are, Renton!