Howmanheyman

That's enough from you, you complete fucking fool.

I'm going to end my own boycott, hopefully it'll be worth it although I expect them to dick Rafa around at some point I don't think it'll be next season. Not sure whether to go game by game or ST. 10% seems canny enough IF they do well and keep the promises plus gives you the free membership for away games, but game by game gives you the option tocsuck it and see.

Guess.

But do you have a CT? "Sure, cobber, it may have bin a bit shit on the Aborigines, but rowme wasn't built in a day, sport. I'm sure they're much happier it happened so they now live in a better lifestyle and have running water from an actual tap. Anyway, gotta run, Bruce, it's tinny night tonight, plus an eat-all-u-can barbie too!"

Them.

There ain't no doubt about that.

They're unbelievable!!! Nah, hang on, that was EMF.

So why did she pretend?

Where you been, man? Massive Lads Fan

Mackems happy to pass on vouchers to mags back then.

Springwell mags buying tickets for their end in presto's, man

Couldn't sell out the league derby in the play off year, I know a couple that bought tickets in presto. (Honestly). SAFC decided to let presto help sell their tickets in desperation before the massive lads fans jumped on their own bandwagon around 96.

He doesn't see a pattern but if he squints his eyes Allardyce looks a bit like Antonio Conte.

Memories? Aye, the 9-1, marra, ah wuz theya. Canna wayet till someone brings it out on video. FTM MFI SCS SOS etc

I just call mine 'kes' and spend all day lovingly talking to it.

They call mine, 'the neglected one'.

And Grimsby.

I've never seen the Grinch. Is there another film metaphor you can use? (I've seen Godfather a couple of times if that helps?)

I once worked with this bitter and twisted mackem cunt, his son worked there too. Fucking LOATHED everything about Newcastle the pair of them, the son fancied himself as a bit of a hard man as well. It was around the time of the emre freekick win. One week we not only discovered the kid had the worst ever Billy stampa tattoo I've ever saw of a bulldog in a Man U top, but we found out the fatha, who was the most poisonous of the pair, was born in Wallsend. Henceforth he had a new nickname of 'wallsend Jim' which instead of laughing about absolutely enraged him. Couple of the other Mackem lads were canny enough though.

Your ex called it 'inch high, private eye'.

It's good to get it off your chest. In this case, maybe not.

'Eee kes, they've no idea, I tell thee.'

Disgrace having a go at chez, BTW. I don't know how many times I've told you his name is Frankie, and he posts in his crackas from his flat in Percy Main, cans chilling in the fridge. Leave the lad alone!!!!

Remember them swilling Peyter Reid in a friendly? The two 7th place finishes had completely fucked their mindset. Either that or the fact the friendly was in 'yewrup'.

CT hasn't seen it.