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Aye, watched his show the other day hoping his stuff would be canny and couldn't believe just how self indulgent it was, it just wasn't funny at all and he almost gloried in that fact. Maybe I was unlucky and hit on a bad night.

I've been in Sofia a couple of times actually. But it was a short lived fling and we went our own way.

It's like an old vintage wine, Rob.

Fucking spoilers, man!!!!!!

Aye, that wasn't a highlight, other parts were funny though.

Well done on toning down the 's Now if you could just sort out your shit craic that'd be great.

I'd rather sheff Wed stay down as it's a better fixture than hull. But good luck to them, they deserve a break.

They can get VERY small time.

Jesus Christ, Gemmill, man! Anyway, bloke walks into the bar with a stork and a cat. Bloke asks for a pint to which the stork chips in with a "make it two!" And the cat adds "no, make it three, they're paying." This goes on all night, bloke gets pissed, cat and stork get drunk also, cat ducks paying his lob every round. Eventually the stork and cat fuck off for a piss so the barman grabs his chance to question the bloke. "Here mate. What's the craic here? How come you're drinking with a cat who won't get his round in and a stork?" The bloke sighs and tells him about the old lamp he found and how a genie popped out and gave him one wish only. "What did you ask for, mate?" Ask the barman. "What did I ask for?" The now pissed bloke slurred, "I only fucking asked for a bird with long legs and a nice tight pussy."

Welcome back young'un.

England playing at the stade de shite seems pretty apt to be honest.

Rooney's on! Be interesting to see how he gets on.

Nah, I believe Rafa has them where he wants and has got out of them what they should've done years ago. Still don't trust them but I do trust Rafa. I'm quite happy to go back and have no doubt I'll boycott again in the future as I'm quite an obstinate twat.

That's enough from you, you complete fucking fool.

I'm going to end my own boycott, hopefully it'll be worth it although I expect them to dick Rafa around at some point I don't think it'll be next season. Not sure whether to go game by game or ST. 10% seems canny enough IF they do well and keep the promises plus gives you the free membership for away games, but game by game gives you the option tocsuck it and see.

Guess.

But do you have a CT? "Sure, cobber, it may have bin a bit shit on the Aborigines, but rowme wasn't built in a day, sport. I'm sure they're much happier it happened so they now live in a better lifestyle and have running water from an actual tap. Anyway, gotta run, Bruce, it's tinny night tonight, plus an eat-all-u-can barbie too!"

Them.

There ain't no doubt about that.

They're unbelievable!!! Nah, hang on, that was EMF.

So why did she pretend?

Where you been, man? Massive Lads Fan

Mackems happy to pass on vouchers to mags back then.