Howmanheyman

I chased a geek from my door this morning who was wanting to discuss how I was going to vote. He was a leave campaigner. Can't remember anyone knocking on my door for any vote, ever.

No, not at all. I don't think I watch enough as it happens. But, aye, you lot do watch way too much TV.

The empire strikes back!

I'd also go along with the 'unplayable' being a bit OTT. Hard lines for him but there you go, always an outside chance for him IMO and he'll know the dynamics of hodgson's squad and his favourites. He's under contract and if he twists on he'll have to hope Rafa doesn't want him too much and someone can pay his wages and afford his transfer fee.

Personally speaking I couldn't give a fuck, especially if he stays here next season.

But they have experience of other minors, though.

Did I say we were better than them, you fucking bulls Clem?

Stoke, man. Yes they are a well run club. So fucking what? They're nobodies, they're a game nobody looks forward to. Just like you lot outside of Derby games. You're on a Newcastle message board continually telling us nobody cares about us. I think I know someone who cares. Your craic is fucking lifting, do us all a favour and stick to posting about NUFC with your FTM cronies elsewhere.

Sunderland are a slightly larger version of stoke. 'Really looking forward to the Sunderland game, dad!' Said no kid ever outside the region. Nobody gives a fuck about the club outside the north east. Nobody.

Weird day yesterday, the bairns shouted for me to come quickly as there was some kind of bird in the garden. When I got out it was a wounded peacock! Fuck knows how it got in my garden?! Anyway, ended up phoning the police for advice and they said to take it to the nearest zoo which I did. The police then rang up today asking where it was? I told them it was eating some breakfast and I was taking down the coast in the afternoon it brightened up.

Aye, watched his show the other day hoping his stuff would be canny and couldn't believe just how self indulgent it was, it just wasn't funny at all and he almost gloried in that fact. Maybe I was unlucky and hit on a bad night.

I've been in Sofia a couple of times actually. But it was a short lived fling and we went our own way.

It's like an old vintage wine, Rob.

Fucking spoilers, man!!!!!!

Aye, that wasn't a highlight, other parts were funny though.

Well done on toning down the 's Now if you could just sort out your shit craic that'd be great.

I'd rather sheff Wed stay down as it's a better fixture than hull. But good luck to them, they deserve a break.

They can get VERY small time.

Jesus Christ, Gemmill, man! Anyway, bloke walks into the bar with a stork and a cat. Bloke asks for a pint to which the stork chips in with a "make it two!" And the cat adds "no, make it three, they're paying." This goes on all night, bloke gets pissed, cat and stork get drunk also, cat ducks paying his lob every round. Eventually the stork and cat fuck off for a piss so the barman grabs his chance to question the bloke. "Here mate. What's the craic here? How come you're drinking with a cat who won't get his round in and a stork?" The bloke sighs and tells him about the old lamp he found and how a genie popped out and gave him one wish only. "What did you ask for, mate?" Ask the barman. "What did I ask for?" The now pissed bloke slurred, "I only fucking asked for a bird with long legs and a nice tight pussy."

Welcome back young'un.

England playing at the stade de shite seems pretty apt to be honest.

Rooney's on! Be interesting to see how he gets on.

Nah, I believe Rafa has them where he wants and has got out of them what they should've done years ago. Still don't trust them but I do trust Rafa. I'm quite happy to go back and have no doubt I'll boycott again in the future as I'm quite an obstinate twat.