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Sorry to hear about that, Stevie. 9 months ago must've been a popular time for shagging on here through the years as it's my little'uns birthday today as well.

I work. Missing the game tonight because of the bairns birthday and we're going out.

Thanks for that, Gemmill, you and him birds of a feather?

That should teach you a lesson on the wickedness of gambling, young man.

Missing the game tonight, missing most of Northern Ireland's tomorrow, missing all of the England v Wales game, all of Northern Ireland's second game, will get to finally see England's last game but miss most of Northern Ireland's last match v Germany. This is the bit I hate about tournament football. Missing the games through shifts/occasions. (We're out for my youngests 11th birthday).

Ant & Dec AND Shearer? That cabal of wealthy Tyneside businessman obviously influencing the establishment through their Freemason connections bringing yet more honour and prestige to Tyneside away from Wearside. FTM.

Because Bruce Hornsby needed a band.

The wife learned to drive in one of those. Could've been a Nissan Micra?

I've put on over a stone in about 18 months. No exercise, eating shit, drinking loads and stress of shifting house plus new house needing massive rework plus extension with terrible kitchen.

You shit yourself when you saw your stepsister for the second time in 16 years? Were you petrified she was going to show you a 16 year old kid and say 'meet your dad?'

Doncaster? I wonder if the manger is still there in a barn?

You'll look back and laugh in a few years.

Yee are. Yee and your fucking flask. Yee and your shit tartan blanket. 15 year old and you want to go in the east stand? I was getting chucked out at villa park at that age. Fucking east stand? FFS.

I thought this was a thread by CT about a cake he'd tried. I swear to God. RIP Kimbo Slice, no idea who you were but you made an exceedingly good error on my part.

Not ILDC. He's been twisting words and not listening. Standard mackem answers but his patter ('jamies') is ILDC all day. So in summary, Jamie is ILDC. Even Stevie Accorah Marshall Barnes would be proud of this detective work.

Yet it's still better than the Sunderland echo.

He's been replying to me and others for a week or so and it's his craic all day long.

This fucker has to be I love daddy's cock. The amount of smilies and his craic are identical. 'Amazing'

That's some bar I set there, mind.

So on a scale of 1-10, 1 being 'nailed it, spot on' and 10 being 'chop your fingers off and never post again'..... How accurate was CT's description of Ashley as a 'genius'?

Palace. Nailed on. 'We was orways close at Noocarsuh, I fink our fans are gonna lahve his fret.'

Aw, man. Fucking gutted I've missed this. Thanks for the updates, gents.

Cheers!

Who is this professor? Catch his name?