Howmanheyman

Euro football hipster wars!! If you haven't got a beard, you're not getting in.

They're bottom of the PL, (again). They're managed by a well paid manager who they thought was going to be great but they now think he's shit, (again). They've just found out their club is on the bones of it arse, there's no money to spend and their owner is trying to get the fuck out of there. What would you post about in these circumstances? Hmmnnn.....? http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mike-ashley-has-run-rings-around-the-mags.1308315/ :lol: Oh, we apparently love Mike Ashley as well, now.

You know they won't.

It's almost like CT was still posting. Scary.

Stopped off there for an away game at Port Vale a few years ago. Never thought we'd end up playing them. a bus full of Villa fans turned up in the same bar as our two buses were in. Never seen a group of supporters look so sheepish going into a bar as they did.

Couldn't give a fuck about Brighton but have loads of time for Hughton, the polar opposite of that gobshite at Palace and his two immediate successors. As Howay says, you'd not hear the end of it if we finished behind Brighton so obviously hope we win it as this also helps with the winning mentality. I'm on Twitter and there's some real bitter twats around so let's give them something to twist about and piss the league with sold out away ends and full home gates.

Happy birthday, Gemmill, don't forget the chloroform if you're out tonight, celebrating!

I completely resemble that remark!

It's all coming out now, pun unintended.

"Wha-wha-what the fuck is this shit? Is them me toes you're standing on or what? Ah've fried bigger fish than yee, son. Leave the Ryder craic to the real McCoy, capisce, bonny lad?"

Do not tempt me, shallow one!

And Tattiewatta is what salma makes your, err, nah, let's not go there.

Clementine's greatest hits were tremendous it has to be said.

Aye, he's some fucking neck on him.

"We're ah'll experts, or think we are. Some are Alan Shearer wannabes sitting on their settees writing so called football posts thinking they're the sheet metal worker's son from Gosforth, others are ACTUAL Trinity Mirror Regional sports writers of the year bringing their loyal punters the stories they want to read about with the REAL contract details. Ryder and fucking out!"

I'd hate to be stuck in a lift with HF and Fish, mind. Would be like being stuck in the middle of Dustin Hoffman from 'Rainman' and Peter Bowles from 'To the manor born'.

Enjoyed Westworld from the start but wasn't blown away with the last episode if that's to be the last one?

BTW, this has totally compromised his football podcast. I was going to listen to it this week for the first time but how can I trust any contract related content? I just feel a bit let down more than anything.

Aye, more study on tiki-taka and less on inglese tapa from the Seaton Sluice knacka.

How am I going to take the piss out of Ryder, now, with this in the background?

He never got contract information wrong, tbf. (Everything else, maybe, but by god he was fucking watertight on contract craic).

It's shit, or was shit.