Howmanheyman

Come back when you've killed as many birds as Wykitoon.

Wear it where you like.

Hire a roofer, put a Chinese hat on your chimney. Dead bird will soon rot and decompose. You won't smell it, and you'll be rid of your problem. Don't say 'they're not allowed' as I'm sure they won't turn their nose up at a job.

CT, you're now off the hook regarding the dead budgie. The Avery spiritual world have other restless souls having to listen to new labour rants, falafel recipes and remarkably good stain glass window concepts.

Unofficial sources, (me), have found the use of the word 'seething' have increased 356% since the advent of the internet.

Every tapas should be English with a dress code of jeans, a flat cap and a tweed blazer. It would make me proud to eat in such an establishment.

I heard the seagull voted for Corbyn. Let it fucking rot in hell.

Make a few statements then realise he's signing for NUFC before doing a Michael Jackson moonwalk backwards.

:lol:

There's players who've jumped ship that deserve a lot more derision than Townsend so let him get in with his choice, still, not about to wave him off smiling though.

I'd seriously question the kids judgement going to play for that knacker at Palace. I'm guessing PL football AND London was too much for him and he couldn't take a year out after missing a fair bit of football the last couple of years. Still an idiot, like.

Amen, brother.

He was asked about Gove as well but swerved it, also thought Cameron was a superb leader so that spoils his Johnson rant.

If the chuckle brothers had a cousin, he was it.

He's from Leeds, man. He thinks the isle of Wight is part of the canary islands.

What a blessing it was when the missus chucked in watching that abortion of a programme.

But Schteve said he was his best bit of business last year when the club extended his contract?

That's good enough for me, CT.

Well, I can't say I'm devastated, put in a few good shifts, nothing more, nothing less. Next years Gouffran with Pardew as a manager. Move on.

It's his female work colleagues I feel sorry for, especially lasses called Jackie. They're going to fucking get it, the bitches!

:lol:

Someone asked Jackie Charlton how the England team he played in would've got on against Iceland. He reckoned his side would've probably beat them one nil. 'Only 1-0?' The reporter asked, Jackie replied, 'whey, most of us are in our 70's now, man.'

Because he's worth it.

You have to laugh, like.