Howmanheyman

No chance of a 2nd referendum. The people have only just decided to leave. Parliament will surely now have to have a vote on leaving or staying. They've no choice now.

Even my wife was telling him she had a headache these last few months.

Feyenoord but PSV will also have respect for the lads as they're bound to have played them in a friendly once in the past, I bet they couldn't believe the noise if they did. FTM.

Dirty bastard.

You're lucky you added 'television' at the end there, mind.

I've usually found blokes who describes their home with 'Towers' in a sentence to be absolute, top of their game, dickheads. What's happened to you, CT?

FYP

I laughed but CT welled up.

FYP

Fast show was class. She played her part in that. RIP.

Kept getting his orders wrong over the phone.

Come back when you've killed as many birds as Wykitoon.

Wear it where you like.

Hire a roofer, put a Chinese hat on your chimney. Dead bird will soon rot and decompose. You won't smell it, and you'll be rid of your problem. Don't say 'they're not allowed' as I'm sure they won't turn their nose up at a job.

CT, you're now off the hook regarding the dead budgie. The Avery spiritual world have other restless souls having to listen to new labour rants, falafel recipes and remarkably good stain glass window concepts.

Unofficial sources, (me), have found the use of the word 'seething' have increased 356% since the advent of the internet.

Every tapas should be English with a dress code of jeans, a flat cap and a tweed blazer. It would make me proud to eat in such an establishment.

I heard the seagull voted for Corbyn. Let it fucking rot in hell.

Make a few statements then realise he's signing for NUFC before doing a Michael Jackson moonwalk backwards.

:lol:

There's players who've jumped ship that deserve a lot more derision than Townsend so let him get in with his choice, still, not about to wave him off smiling though.

I'd seriously question the kids judgement going to play for that knacker at Palace. I'm guessing PL football AND London was too much for him and he couldn't take a year out after missing a fair bit of football the last couple of years. Still an idiot, like.

Amen, brother.

He was asked about Gove as well but swerved it, also thought Cameron was a superb leader so that spoils his Johnson rant.