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Mitrovic blatantly bottling out of the finishing competition as he couldn't hit cows arse with a banjo. /CT

Don't tell him, FFS! He's an internet sex pest. He's a 52 year old pervert named Brian Neal.

I chipped in to help pay for these flags and am in the corner so am obviously hoping it looks good, (but again, really just want some atmosphere which the flags may or may not help with). I think they're more for the pre-game showing or maybe at the end? I obviously won't be flying one myself as I'm one of those that gets in with a few minutes to go rather than the 30 mins the lads organising this want. Anyway, hope it looks good.

Being a longstanding supporter of this club makes me actually fear this game. Why? All the positivity, the Rafa feel good factor, large away support, new signings, on the box, first game of the season. It's all there to go tits up and leave us with egg on our faces. I remember going to Everton in 1988 for my first away trip in a similar positive mood and us getting wopped 4-0. Also remember playing big spending Leeds at home a year later on the opening day expecting a beating and seeing a big away support from Yorkshire take the piss at a disillusioned home crowd only to see Mickey Quinn do the piss taking instead. Wouldn't be surprised if the result isn't amazing, maybe a tight win at best but like Leeds going on to win the league. Not being a pessimist, just being a Newcastle United fan with memories of too many kicks in the knackers.

They should throw the Knight Ryder, Wraith and True Geordie in a cell for a week with only one mobile phone, one Greggs pastie a day and one sharp axe.

The last friendly I remember going to was juventus in the 90s followed by Hartlepool away. There's a reason for that. Friendlies are shit.

Aye, trudging their way to school, fighting Freddie Shepherd all the way there and back.

CT'dYP

Did we sign him from Ajax or a 1920's convalescent home for ex-soldiers wounded by gas attacks in WWI?

Bravado Neil strikes again!

Does BHS still have a restaurant? You could get sausage, chips and beans in there. Not sure what your folks will fancy?

I've been having bother with my internet dropping out now and then and have been pissed off going back and forth with BT. They even sent an engineer round after all my complaints. He said there's nothing wrong at my end, I said I know, it's the fucking line dropping off. Still complaining and getting nowhere so I managed to hunt down the chief executive's e-mail and sent him a canny yarn. He replied back apologising and said he'd sort it. Just had another email from their executive level complaints team saying they are taking ownership of the problem and could I please not contact 'other BT depts' as this might 'confuse' people. I think they don't want me talking to their chief exec anymore.

And that was your fatal error.

No.

Scraping the barrel level.

Bamford looks shit. I've seen him play at football. I'll just go with Rafa's judgement for now.

Fish: " You like pokemon, too? I'm sorry Andrew, that's waaay too much shit to get into." Andrew: "Yeah, but you wear a tweed blazer and call yourself 'bravado' if I remember?" Fish: "At least I don't pay £20 to run around Leeds playing Zombie tuggy."

Welcome to our superhero addiction group, would anyone like to welcome the fish to our childhood clinging group? Andrew? "Hi, I'm Andrew and I'm not only into shit kids films but pokemon as well."

You, the fish or CT. The 15 yr old (haydonator?) will be trying too hard to be an adult

Kidults today are a right bunch of fannies, mind.

Any Korean films anyone can recommend, BTW? (Preferably on VHS if that's OK?)

Fair play.

He's not excited And he just can't hide it, (No, no, no, no), The taxi's going to lose control And he doesn't like it.