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I think Rafa won't need to be overruled by Ashley if a bid comes in for mitrovic that is more or less what we paid, tbh, Troops.

I come from a generation that was touched up by the likes of Jimmy Savile and it didn't do me any harm either. That time he fixed it for me to milk that cow blindfolded was a dream come true!

BTW, I've no idea what SEW does? He's a closed shop when it comes to graft.

Nah, not everyone. MF's a window cleaner, PL changes lightbulbs and I keep North East manufacturing going almost singlehandedly. Quiff works for a Japanese mackem called Kaiza Soze who takes constant pics of him at work telling him where he's going wrong.

Didn't think it was very different violence wise from the last one. My youngest daughter is 11 and she was fine with it and she's definitely more squeamish than her older sister. You know your bairn better than me so ultimately it's your call, I know some of the stuff I inadvertently watched when my dad first got a VHS in 1982 and I turned out err, well anyway, its up to you.

The absolute shit wor lass shows me from Facebook etc, I show her this* which I thought she'd find amusing and I get a 'eh? I don't get it......oh, I see' then gets back to Facebook whilst I sit back down to my cuppa. *Fucking first and last time I bother my arse showing her anything from Twitter despite being bombarded with shit from her world of Facebook cronies.

I've ate a pizza from 'Miami pizza' in Walkergate for £2. That's as far from artisan as you can possibly get, it makes an asda deli pizza look like something from a Neapolitan ristorante.

Part of Gemmill's early retirement plan, writing articles as a freelancer plus taking backhanders from shady restauranteurs. Nothing will stop his relentless march to retire early by 14 months.

Took the youngest to watch Rogue one, thought it was OK, nothing more but once I'd worked out the time frame it did enhance the film, (I'd not seen nor read anything about R1 so it was a surprise). The ending was pretty good and blended well into what it was meant to. (Trying not to give anything away to those who haven't seen it). Overall, better than the last one which was OK.

Paging Alex, paging Alex.

5 things we learned from couscous-gate: 1. Cooscoos is a stable food in Morocco 2. Morocco is the country where the wolves player is from. 3. Jonjo Shelvey's song from the toon army is the old chaka khan song 'ain't nobody'. 4. I believe NUFC will appeal the 5 match ban. 5. Me Ma stayed a week there a few years ago and had the shits for the last three days. Lee Ryder.

That's the spirit.

That zapitistas is canny, mind.

I use sports mania. Cost me £26 for 6 months but it seems canny enough. I've already got BT sport through getting my broadband through them.

Mirandinha used to say 'hairy mott' to lasses back in the day and be oblivious to what he'd said. (Although that might've had something to do with Gazza).

What are you talking about? There's only Greggs up here!

CT's got to be dying to post, here, mind.

Personally think it's mental to hate a large portion of your own support but still go to games but they've always had a support who've been a carrot short of a casserole.

I used to know a Sunderland fan who hated mackems and couldn't get away from Roker park quick enough which I found extremely weird behavior but apparently he wasn't alone. Why bother I'd ask? He said he supported Sunderland and fuck them Mackem bastards.

Same as it ever fucking was as talking heads nearly said. The 83-84 promotion we almost doubled their attendances watching one genuine world class player albeit at the end of his career and two other world class emerging whilst they were bottom feeders in the old first division being ignored nationwide. Last time we went up we had a better time again with bigger crowds and more attention and it fucking KILLED them after they'd had their lolz when we went down. Saw one of them wondering why nobody travels to their ground in numbers other than big clubs and it's not hard to see why. If you're Joe Bloggs supporting Watford who has to pick and choose his away games, why the fuck are you going to want to travel all that way to a shitty industrial estate to watch the turd that will not flush? (Obviously there'll be at least one Watford fan who cracked on with a Mackem on holiday who might come up and that'll be a Watford/SAFC friendship final confirmed in the minds of one of the most clinging, needy group of supporters in the country).

Spending a tenner a day on bait is insanity. You go to work to earn money, not spend it. My only options at work are a shit canteen or an even worse vending machine. My scran hammers anything I'd get from there and is also cheaper. Even if I had a great choice I'd still go with bringing stuff in because petrol money is the only thing I'm spending going to work.

I can't believe it's even up for discussion? Who the fuck wouldn't want the option to retire early if they can? There's no chance I'll be doing my job in 20 years time, if I'm working by then it'll be some piece of piss part time job or maybe a full time role measuring the inner thighs/tits of bravissimo's models.

Think he was called Alex or Alistair.

Fucking 'bait', man! 'Packed lunch'.

I daren't ask WTF was going on there. Sounds very much a boldon shindig.