Howmanheyman

I find UKTV a bit ropey for the sports. Films/TV is usually spot on, football just isn't in my experience.

I'll try and pop in.

#IscreamKonemeltdown

Rose pink. Same as my 14 year old. Daughter. Not a fan of apple stuff at all. Wife and girls all have iPhones and I'm unimpressed. I've got a oneplus one and it's far superior to theirs IMO. You at the game tomorrow?

It seems to be well respected/loved ex-players of other clubs but we seem to get lumbered with the rogues/mugs gallery of sacked divvies.

No idea, I just know I don't want to hear any of Sky's NE experts talk about NUFC. Souness actively dislikes us, Quinn always has sly digs and McClaren is a gimp who has helped relegate us, I just don't want to see his grinning mug any time soon.

I like how sky have yet another north east expert prick spouting shite about our club. If it isn't him it's Souness or niall fucking Quinn.

All Sony movies are quality mints.

With bupa?

Just listen politely, nod your head, smile then tell them to stick to talking about Bet Lynch.

Bobby Charlton called them all Geordies in their semi final v Norwich in 92 so he was also a bit out of the loop.

Don't think any other club has broken the 50K barrier, not in this country, anyway. Just us and Spurs.

He'll also get another nickname, can't see the yanks calling him 'Tayls'. He'll probably be called 'vacant Steve', 'Forrest Gump', 'OG Limey guy' or something?

We got 56K in 1948, Spurs got 54K in 50s, both in Division 2.

Aye, 'The destroyer'.

Fell asleep pissed, dreamt you were wading through a warm, crystal blue surf only to realise you'd pissed yourself?

Watched about 20 mins of hail Caesar and gave up, just felt like it was trying too hard. The big short was even worse at this and I think I gave it the same time span.

Kunta Kone obviously not wanting to set down Roots on Wearside and having descendants called Chicken George. Can't blame the lad.

Egg Fu Yung ended up marrying a lass from Boldon, their offspring did a lot of trudging through the eighties.

Give me the old Commando magazines, Victor and Hotspur annuals any day.

He did put himself about very early on and did have a canny early shot on him. Anyway, nice bloke or not, he outstayed his welcome.

I've seen worse strikers at NUFC than shola, seen lots better as well. He should've been peddled long before he was although he did look promising early on even then it was never going to be to the standard that had been set by the strikers around the club at the time.

Edgydarza?

He likes his recessionsLike he likes his mustard Mild and short all along his hotdog.