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Howmanheyman

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  1. The mancs always twist on about Oliver reffing their games, this cunt Taylor, man, it's shocking.
  2. Final ball not good enough or nobody making a killer run, I hate it when we're giving the ball and teams can break on us.
  3. "Here's a quick clip of some darts player playing darts with the Newcastle players, you can watch it on our YouTube channel, here's Merson talking first to Arteta then Declan Rice, you don't have to watch it on YouTube, don't be silly, it's on here now in this build up to Chelsea v Arsenal with a temporary interruption by errm..... Who is it again?....... Oh yeah, high flying Forest v Newcastle."
  4. A nice, balanced selection of pundits again for our game on sky, Merson, Potter and Redknaap. It doesn't get any better than that lot. They're talking about Arsenal.
  5. Has anyone seen that Uber advert where someone gets to be friends with Robert di Niro and follow him around doing stuff? That would be me with Terry Mac and his tache. Me: "So.....err.....do you drink beer?" Terry Mac: " Do I drink beer?...... Yeah....I drink beer......Do you drink beer?" Me: "Aye, I.....I drink beer." T McD: "Good for you." Me narrating: "And that's when me and Terry Mac became friends."
  6. Other than a home spanking in 1988 I just associate Coventry with routine 4-0 home wins in the PL whereas to Sunderland.......
  7. Working themselves into a lather about a scenario dreamed up from their imagination, love it.
  8. https://twitter.com/FutbolShIrTALIA/status/1855165258979012726?t=zXyk6oxhcV6PaX8ZApGQow&s=19 This is what Shearer should've done to Barton at Anfield or whichever goon was in charge for the game at Leicester to Janmaat and Williamson.
  9. Seen that before but it's lush, isn't it? Never lived there but similar stuff like that was all over when I was little. As a kid what more could you want if you were skint?
  10. That pissed me off a bit when I found out, I'd rather a Saturday 3 o'clock tuning in before kick off than being the side show to whichever sky six cunts are playing later on.
  11. Only time I've been in the home end for one of our games was at Goodison not far from where the current away end is, (back then we had the whole end behind the goal before it got pulled down). I celebrated like mad as we were scored two goals and won without conceding. The complete and utter apathy from the home fans probably saved a slightly drunk me from a hiding as there were empty seats all over that section, the crowd was only 25,000 and a good few thousand of those were in the sold out away end hence me being where I was. I wasn't chased down the street nor even out of the ground but it obviously never happened whenever I've mentioned this to a younger Everton fan.
  12. You're not wrong. And wtf is happening to football when you start playing games on a Saturday at eight o'clock at night, man? Having looked at the fixtures I also noticed there's a bit of a grudge match in the lower leagues not too far away......
  13. I don't do 'sickies', RR. (And happy birthday if you're 64 today).
  14. The CV will be remaining blank from my redundancy last year. The 'current' job came around last year trying to tap some of us up before we shut, I got an email a few weeks ago from them asking me to send my CV again if I was still interested? I did that then they passed it to a fucking employment agency to take me on via the said agency. I'd already applied for the job I'm leaving them for which will be a bit more suited to my skills and is permanent with a decent enough pension and a slightly better shift pattern for basically the same money. I need to build my pension up tbh. Also, as if I didn't need enough incentive, one or two of the people working where I am are poisonous, have too much time on their hands, moaning lazy Packers who twist about doing the most basic thing when they do fuck all already and one of the cunts got my old workmate sacked two days ago. He started on the same day as me through the agency. I'd have stayed* if the new job didn't come up as it was the easiest job I've ever had but mind bendingly boring and unfortunately you had to try and dumb down a bit with a few of my colleagues in the many hours of sitting around doing fuck all who were thick as fuck, younger and with a bizarre sense of how good and clever they were. Never been in a place like it. *Till I found somewhere else.
  15. Well just completed week four of the new job, I'll be handing my notice in on Tuesday I reckon....... I'm leaving for another job.....
  16. Someone from Doncaster tells a mackem he loves seaburn and thinks the 73 final is the bestest evah, apparently ...... Mackem walking into work to tell all his fellow marras this amazing anecdote.....
  17. Me staring intently at my phone waiting to hear the England squad announced, restless till I'd found out.
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