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I knew he was a massive drinker to steady himself but never knew about claiming the beer as tax relief.

🎵Hero! Hero! Hero!🎶

One of @ewerk American relatives over on a trip enjoying the traditional Irish music and bands. She's even got an Irish bracelet.

The whoppers who follow England don't help either. Beer dodging, Tory cunts.

'Didn't have magic beans, used tesco's beans instead.'

If the greens got the same media exposure that the Russian stooge did for as long as the useful stooge got they might be a lot closer to the lib dems than reform or ukip is/was.

Some good news at last for them.

Sorry, don't normally like to ask for money on here but if anyone would like to donate to this I'd be grateful as it's a cause close to my heart. Thanks in advance, folks.

"Broadsword calling Gemmill boy, broadsword calling Gemmill boy, call off grooming, repeat, call off grooming. Get out of there. That is an order. Over"

Btw, the young lad at work didn't vote. Another bloke who didn't say what he was doing and is originally from laahndan told us today he changed his mind a few times on the way to vote but ended up voting Tory as 'its better the devil you know'. Also said if you think it's bad now you'll be in for a surprise when these get in. The IQ in that place goes up and down about 40% every time I walk in and out of the place.

"Your majesty, I'm here to resign as prime minister." "Why's that, old chap?" "Errr.... there's been a general election. My party got hammered." "Funny....... Because that's not what I'm hearing on the doorstep.......Lolz!"

Reminds of the subtitled scene in the original das boot series I got on a dodgy DVD from a lad I worked with. In the scene on BBC 2 the subtitles were 'shit! Schalke lost 4-0! No chance of the final now!' on the DVD the American translation was, 'shit! Our favourite soccer team lost 4-0. No chance of the final now'

@PaddockLad heading north right now looking for wykiki.....

Shots fired.

Found a great promotional picture from the 80's for the metro.

Some advice about voting from a definitely not nutjob or bot.....

Why do our radio stations and media make a big thing every year about American independence day? I don't see them going on about Bastille day or any other FOREIGN country's national holidays? I'm guessing Chuck at work in Minnesota doesn't hear about Guy Fawkes night in the Yooo Kaaay on radio YGDXA FM whilst he's at work every fifth of November? Strange.

Christ, MF, that's too much for someone your age.....err, I mean too much for anyone to do, that mind.

It's a new boundary change which looks to me as though two Labour constituencies are now going to be just one labour constituency because Tory tricks.

Newcastle East, labour, Nick Brown standing down so a new labour candidate I've never heard of is standing. Work update, bloke training me has voted reform, young lad is voting reform and so's his dad (who doesn't work here). Young lad didn't know who Sunak was in charge of, as in which party he was leader of.

The clock's ticking tbh. Ooh, listen to Bodie living amongst the working professionals. Is Doyle living there as well?

"It's English, Jim, but not as we know it."

Anyway, hopefully tomorrow a long break from the need of these parodies....