Howmanheyman

Damn straight, muthafucka.

Need to be on the ball for this one or it's an away win. Hopefully Rafa can earn his corn.

Not sure why some Palestinians plan on flying the saltire out of thanks? Surely the tricolour flag would be more apt for Celtic?

Not a film, but that fucking cat on the coronation street credits will be doing well if his fee was based on appearances.

Just finishing off 'dictator', the last of the Cicero trilogy by Robert Harris. Been a decent read but will need something else for the rest of my hol/plane trip back.

Rafa doesn't mention Connection. I reckon Lee was listening to elastica just before he wrote that.

Let out a 'Get in!!!' listening to the wireless by the poolside in this quiet little neighbourhood of villas in Peyia, Cyprus. Mainly holiday makers and ex-pats around. Mainly cockneys. Fucking have it!

Anyone got a radio link? I'm not in UK.

If you have a big hipster beard, skinny jeans and those shoes they wear, will they be bothered about looking like a cunt by smoking e cigarettes?

If we get promoted it HAS to be an automatic promotion spot. Hell will freeze over before we win in the play offs or win at Wembley full stop.

Last page.

put periscope on my phone for the first time just in time for the goal. It's off now, listening to the radio link now. Cheers!

Is there something wrong with you, HF? (PM me if you need to talk.)

I was disappointed in NCFOM after hearing great things about it. Average film IMO.

Going a bit OTT on here regarding Stevie, FFS as he might say. We've all took the piss/went too far/made tits of ourselves on here. Ant hasn't banned him, whatever he thinks of him he's obviously heard it before. If you can't get a laugh from Stevie now and then you've no sense of humour. (And yes, I find the 'briefs' craic funny too).

SDJ is basically Bruce Willis from sixth sense who doesn't know he's broon breed and keeps talking to the guysh.

It's Fish's lass I feel sorry for.

Wyki prefers the terrified 'no please don't hurt me, I'll do anything you want, please don't kill me' look.

CT doesn't live too far away from HF, does he? How! CT! Can you pop round to Chris's house and help him sort his firestick out? He's tried his best but sometimes you just need that extra bit of experience, don't you? Cheers!

Shelvey was alright?

You have to to get a proper look at the players so I may be jumping the gun. Pre-season means fuck all. Two actual league games have you thinking though.

Watching that after just 15 mins I was worrying. There's just fuck all about the current mob. I mean fuck all. Two lower league div2 sides have basically been quite content to let us have the ball and on the evidence so far with the personnel available it's been a wise choice. We might be different when mitrovic comes back but that was fucking pitiful. Only Ritchie looked to have a bit of zip. There was literally fuck all about our side. Nothing. I've seen enough teams including lower league NUFC sides to be worried about today and last Friday. There was nothing about them. Nothing. Fulham and Huddersfield were more than happy us having possession for a reason. Some of the players recently lauded were fucking gash including a prematurely promoted captain. I'm no skittish johnny come lately fan but on the evidence of what I've seen so far they're not a patch on 89-90, 92-93 or 09-10.

Wasn't a big thing made of Bruce at all, clarky was just another kid on the club's books.