Howmanheyman

Aye, well known for being humble are football fans from the capital. I remember some frustrated Charlton fans calling us Jocks and singing Ingurland at us from across the road after we beat them at Upton Park. I'm going to be honest, I still wake up in a nervous sweat thinking about it. It still scars me to this day.

Was in a bar last night with a west ham family. Bloke seemed alright to be fair but said it was just his boys who supported them as he supported Celtic. He still wasn't happy when he thought a dive should've been a pen. I didn't laugh at them, Like I say, he seemed canny enough.

He doesn't know what to say, realises he's a cockney gobshite and that's never stopped him before so carries on.

I still find it hit and miss, tbh.

They've ahhnly gone an fackin' dann it again! Fucking divvies these days who think they're Des Lynam or player/manager getting interviewed by the media. This is the unacceptable face of social media. (The acceptable face is laughing at the daft cunts).

Need an 'ask CT' thread for any problems we may have, technically, politically or anything else.

This is how it starts. In a few months he'll be walking round with 'acrossthepondJNR - 21/03/2012' on his shoulder.

Damn straight, muthafucka.

Need to be on the ball for this one or it's an away win. Hopefully Rafa can earn his corn.

Not sure why some Palestinians plan on flying the saltire out of thanks? Surely the tricolour flag would be more apt for Celtic?

Not a film, but that fucking cat on the coronation street credits will be doing well if his fee was based on appearances.

Just finishing off 'dictator', the last of the Cicero trilogy by Robert Harris. Been a decent read but will need something else for the rest of my hol/plane trip back.

Rafa doesn't mention Connection. I reckon Lee was listening to elastica just before he wrote that.

Let out a 'Get in!!!' listening to the wireless by the poolside in this quiet little neighbourhood of villas in Peyia, Cyprus. Mainly holiday makers and ex-pats around. Mainly cockneys. Fucking have it!

Anyone got a radio link? I'm not in UK.

If you have a big hipster beard, skinny jeans and those shoes they wear, will they be bothered about looking like a cunt by smoking e cigarettes?

If we get promoted it HAS to be an automatic promotion spot. Hell will freeze over before we win in the play offs or win at Wembley full stop.

Last page.

put periscope on my phone for the first time just in time for the goal. It's off now, listening to the radio link now. Cheers!

Is there something wrong with you, HF? (PM me if you need to talk.)

I was disappointed in NCFOM after hearing great things about it. Average film IMO.

Going a bit OTT on here regarding Stevie, FFS as he might say. We've all took the piss/went too far/made tits of ourselves on here. Ant hasn't banned him, whatever he thinks of him he's obviously heard it before. If you can't get a laugh from Stevie now and then you've no sense of humour. (And yes, I find the 'briefs' craic funny too).

SDJ is basically Bruce Willis from sixth sense who doesn't know he's broon breed and keeps talking to the guysh.

It's Fish's lass I feel sorry for.