Howmanheyman

Is Ant with you?

Chez, he has had plenty of form for coming out with the fluttering eyelash interviews whilst here, not just recently. It sticks in the craw a bit, especially when he's been nowt special. Even if asked by journalists it isn't hard to come out with a 'flattered but I'm a nufc man' answer. If a club wants him and he's happy to go he'll almost certainly end up there, he simply doesn't have to keep coming out with his bollocks. It's is disrespectful and it doesn't do the image of NUFC any favours. It's just unnecessary IMHO.

Not many films where I've cried laughing but that was one. RIP

We don't need to know where his magic wand ended up, Meenz.

All the best, Ayatollah!

Fuck that. In a hotel or busy-ish place I could understand. We usually stay in a villa with nowhere (too) close so there'd be nowhere for them to go.

Think I preferred holidays when they were bairns rather than a moody teenager who likes NOTHING to eat and is always bored/moaning.

5 iron.

Shane Ferguson scores for Millwall. CT let's out a little squeal.

UKTV an absolute parcel. Just saying.

Is it the Birds nest club?

They're working on a hologram phone which instead of showing videos/Twitter/Facebook etc on your phone, it projects it as a hologram a couple of feet away like princess Leia begging obi wan Kenobi for help on star wars. Reckon it's about a year or two off completion.

No, going out to watch it in a quiet little taverna, 19.30 local time.

I'd just the sports devil, not the best but seems (slightly) more reliable. There's one CT recently recommended which is good while it lasts, (bulldog I think) but goes off ALL the time.

I tell you what though, our record v these is fucking lifting, mind. They did us twice at home in the cup when I was a kid, same again last few years, beat a KK side wearing a garish pink monstrosity of s kit in the 90's. Honestly, can only think of a Quinny hat trick 3-0 away win in our favour off the top of my head.

Do it!!!!

HF should make a graph on who should do it based on a five year projection on who has made the most polls in that period.

The ones who put their kids names on the back of their shirts with their ages as squad numbers are the worst.

Aye, well known for being humble are football fans from the capital. I remember some frustrated Charlton fans calling us Jocks and singing Ingurland at us from across the road after we beat them at Upton Park. I'm going to be honest, I still wake up in a nervous sweat thinking about it. It still scars me to this day.

Was in a bar last night with a west ham family. Bloke seemed alright to be fair but said it was just his boys who supported them as he supported Celtic. He still wasn't happy when he thought a dive should've been a pen. I didn't laugh at them, Like I say, he seemed canny enough.

He doesn't know what to say, realises he's a cockney gobshite and that's never stopped him before so carries on.

I still find it hit and miss, tbh.

They've ahhnly gone an fackin' dann it again! Fucking divvies these days who think they're Des Lynam or player/manager getting interviewed by the media. This is the unacceptable face of social media. (The acceptable face is laughing at the daft cunts).

Need an 'ask CT' thread for any problems we may have, technically, politically or anything else.

This is how it starts. In a few months he'll be walking round with 'acrossthepondJNR - 21/03/2012' on his shoulder.