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  1. Howmanheyman
    Take a look at @JordanCresswel1's Tweet:
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    Koeman: "Moussa! Moussa! Pick up the phone! Is that you? Do you want to sign for Everton?" Moussa: " I'm too sexy for your shirt, Too sexy for your shirt, so sexy it hurts. And I'm too sexy for Milan, Too sexy for Milan, West Brom and Koeman. I am Moussa, you know what I mean, And I shake my little touche for the cameras, For the cameras, yeah for the cameras, I stir my derrière for the cameras." Koeman: "What a cunt."
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    Levy deliberately matching the bid knowing Everton will pay more before saying, 'nah, fuck that'.
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    Just got back off hols, house is a mess from a building job and I need to clean up tomorrow but seeing this Everton bid has cheered me right up. Of course Everton aren't a beautiful enough club for Sissoko to actually bother his arse for, so after a token effort early on we can expect him to revert to type. :lol:
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    He's wetter than a fish's wet bits. Not exactly the archetypal mackem by voice although just as obsessed as his Wearside marra's. I reckon, hear me out on this one, I just have an inkling this one has been influenced by the Fish's time on rtg and has decided to go down the sounding educated route. I'm also guessing he's not beating the fanny off with a shitty stick any time soon.
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    I thought, snideyness apart, Mcmanaman looked a very handy player. Don't know what happened with his form but I'd wager Rafa would make a difference plus him hopefully being in a more competitive team. Those of a certain age hated David Speedie but he was linked to us before Coventry got him and failing to get him was another nail in our relegation coffin that year. I thought then that he would've done a job and would've taken him. I see certain parallels with mcmanaman. I'm inclined to trust Rafa on this one.
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    Is Ant with you?
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    Chez, he has had plenty of form for coming out with the fluttering eyelash interviews whilst here, not just recently. It sticks in the craw a bit, especially when he's been nowt special. Even if asked by journalists it isn't hard to come out with a 'flattered but I'm a nufc man' answer. If a club wants him and he's happy to go he'll almost certainly end up there, he simply doesn't have to keep coming out with his bollocks. It's is disrespectful and it doesn't do the image of NUFC any favours. It's just unnecessary IMHO.
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    Not many films where I've cried laughing but that was one. RIP
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    We don't need to know where his magic wand ended up, Meenz.
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    All the best, Ayatollah!
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    Fuck that. In a hotel or busy-ish place I could understand. We usually stay in a villa with nowhere (too) close so there'd be nowhere for them to go.
  14. Howmanheyman
    Think I preferred holidays when they were bairns rather than a moody teenager who likes NOTHING to eat and is always bored/moaning.
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    5 iron.
  16. Howmanheyman
    Shane Ferguson scores for Millwall. CT let's out a little squeal.
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    UKTV an absolute parcel. Just saying.
  18. Howmanheyman
    Is it the Birds nest club?
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    They're working on a hologram phone which instead of showing videos/Twitter/Facebook etc on your phone, it projects it as a hologram a couple of feet away like princess Leia begging obi wan Kenobi for help on star wars. Reckon it's about a year or two off completion.
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    No, going out to watch it in a quiet little taverna, 19.30 local time.
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    I'd just the sports devil, not the best but seems (slightly) more reliable. There's one CT recently recommended which is good while it lasts, (bulldog I think) but goes off ALL the time.
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    I tell you what though, our record v these is fucking lifting, mind. They did us twice at home in the cup when I was a kid, same again last few years, beat a KK side wearing a garish pink monstrosity of s kit in the 90's. Honestly, can only think of a Quinny hat trick 3-0 away win in our favour off the top of my head.
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    Do it!!!!
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    HF should make a graph on who should do it based on a five year projection on who has made the most polls in that period.
  25. Howmanheyman
    The ones who put their kids names on the back of their shirts with their ages as squad numbers are the worst.
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