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Don't all rush at once, obviously.

Fucking hell! You put us all through that worry and everything's hunky dory now? Are you trying to put us in our graves here, Troops? (Glad it's looking like it's sorted).

Just mentioned this to my missus saying I fancy watching it and that Yul Brenner was in the original film. Mrs HMHM: " Is that the one who bends spoons?" (She wasn't joking and obviously not listening properly).

My Dad recommended that to me a few weeks ago, as it happens. Not sure if I fancied it?

Listen up you children of the Rafalution, I have in my possession the season ticket of one PaddockLad esq. Unfortunately, PL couldn't be with us tomorrow as he's in Australia shooting 'Crocodile Dundee IV - When Mick Dundee met Jocky Wilson'. However, the part timer who doesn't know his Rob McDonald from his Malcolm McDonald, has asked me to sell on his ticket to any trusting soul for £20, (£30 for Gemmill and £75 for CT). Anyone interested PM me ASAP and we'll arrange somewhere to exchange ticket and cash money and also somewhere to get the ST back after the game. Yours faithfully, HMHM.

I remember reading one of their programmes about '89 at Roker Park and one of their programme features was an 'ask a fan' piece. They obviously had the same questions each week for a die hard 'rokerman' to answer, (no black cats or mackem patter from them then), and of course one of the few taxing questions was 'how do you celebrate beating Newcastle?' At the time I thought it was odd as they'd never beaten us for ten year plus it was a bit of an odd thing to put in a football programme. Anyway, this particular Roker fan answered that he'd go into Newcastle and buy a video of it as there'd be none left in Sunderland. Truly riveting stuff.

Gemmill! Some advice required for Renton. Cheers.

Fair enough, but we usually just turned up and went with the crowd. The Scrogg is still there as far as I know but the last time I went in was the mid 90's. Was also the first time I went in as well by a strange coincidence.

One of them reckons us, Villa, Leeds, Blackburn and Fulham were worse before an older head reminds him that all have played in Europe whilst playing in the PL.

Just follow the noise.

WTF is this designated away bars shite? I reckon we should try this up here; Brighton fan: "err, excuse me officer, can you direct me and the guys to the official away pub, please?" PC Geordie: "Yes, the away bar today, gentleman is called 'The Scrogg'. You can get the 39 or 40 bus and get off on Welbeck Road near the library. The Scrogg' is more or less opposite."

This reminded me of the King's 6-0 at home v Liverpool where we played the QPR role. Fucking Pardew, man. Rafa is on a different planet.

Jealous as fuck hearing the singing going on. My last match was Huddersfield, man!

Just put 5live extra on. Heard the voices, turned it straight back.

Aye. He'll be claiming a 32" waist next.

Pleased they've got januzaj tbh. He is exactly the type of player they can't afford to have in their predicament. Lightweight and easy to handle, he's their Thauvin and they're fucked.

Bob Murray: " Fucking typical. Always turns out shit whenever we try to do something." MLF standing next to him: "Mag mole made it. The mysterious cabal of Tyneside businessmen who divert money from Wearside to Tyneside nobbled him. FTM."

Shepherd always did overspend, to be fair.

Everything!

Makes a birthday thread four days late and accuses me of taking the huff a year earlier about it. Cath, I just don't what to say? (I'm amazed you remembered tbh, there's no info on there). Was pretty busy on my actual birthday but had a nice night out on Friday night. Tbh I'm too stressed out about my house to worry about lack of birthday threads! Thanks anyway, peeps. (FAO Parky: it was regal king size, we lit each others tabs).

Aye, villa park not exactly bouncing for an all midlands European cup winners clash. Still, biggest club in this league, no doubt about it according to the sky commentator which is good news for us as the rest will ignore us.

Preaching to the converted here, like. I'd book the cunt as he walked out the tunnel and tell him that's his last warning. Gets away with murder.

Only scored once apparently. They reckon they've conceded something like three goals although I can't confirm it.