Howmanheyman

Looks like MF waking up after a particularly horny dream about Salma.

Pity we weren't facing Birmingham's reserves instead of an Oxford side with nothing to lose and on a good run.

3-0 is embarrassing in the extreme. No excuses.

Ah knaa. Whitehurst would eat mitrovic for breakfast but Mitrovic far better than Billy. (Not saying a lot, mind).

A retired workmate calls him your user name.

FFS! I'm obviously behind you lot. Ah, well, he's only played 456 mins.

Penalty! He better not fucking miss this.

Another replay, mebbes? Exactly what we don't need. Have to score one first, like.

Don't think I've ever met a Jew. (That I knew was one).

Doesn't just need to be one of the rich boys for that.

Just the two Mancs, Chelsea and arsenal to worry about, now.

Just put it on, now. Swerved it thinking it was a standard home win.

Mitro misses a good chance by falling over, apparently.

He only plays in September.

Brighton have took the lead at Lincoln and have looked decent.

Arrival Canny shite, really. I could go on but if you like references to British colonising India with nothing said about the fledgling US army moving on the native Indians, if you like the Yanks working out the alien code while the Chinese, the Russians and some others are going to blow them up and also if you like a pretty ropey film then this is for you. Worst film I've seen Amy Adams in so far.

Personally think Mbemba's looked a little shaky in this league so far. Obviously I don't see Rafa's plans nor what goes on around the training pitch either. I suppose this where good managers err, manage different players.

Liverpool get one back with 5 mins to go plus injury time. BT willing an equaliser, scenes in the commentary box if they get it.

Honestly, man. Does my head in the lack of balance on BT and sky. Might as well well call it MUTV or LFCTV depending which one's on.

Fuck off BT.

Stevie G and fucking Ince on the pitch as well!

2-0 now, the contrast between the commentary when we get done by a lower league side and BT's today is amazing, (naturally they've got McManaman alongside the shit 'Fletch'), very low key commentating on the goal considering the circumstances plus the fact it was a great counter attacking goal. Already all about Liverpool. Compare and contrast it to us getting knocked out in the past and the commentators creaming their hondacrackas as they shout in the mic.

Yep. RIP.

He felt like a broken pencil.

I'll be seeing Nick Brown in the next few weeks or so, I'll make sure I ask what kind if whip he uses and which antiseptic he applies afterwards?