Howmanheyman

Are we still talking about Ben Arfa?

Losing 1-0 at SOL, then won 4-1 at LOL.

There's no correct way, really, so I fund it amusing when some, (usually under 35 or post PL era) fan insists there's a Geordie/Mackem difference to it.

Are you thinking of the '1-0 down, 4-1 up, Albert Luque wrapped it up' game, CT?

If its phonetic it's got to be ha'way, surely? (Or even ha'ware).

SEW getting bored now the baby is here, can't turn to drink, so......

Did he run out of false tan?

I used to have it, too. Also had a hat with the same spelling of ha'way the lads, but that was before nufc put a 'howay the lads' sign in the tunnel and the mackems obviously had to spell it differently to us when their flat pack was built thus the daft argument about the correct way for us and them to spell ha'way/howay came about.

Leeds away? Derby away?

Self love or with each other?

At the match last night there were spells when the crowd were trying to get behind the team and the younger lads still keep droning on the tuneless and hopeless drivel that is the 'one club made out of two clubs' song. Fuck me, it's like a wet blanket being thrown over a fire, after six years or so they still haven't taken the hint. Nobody joins in BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING SHIT.

He can't, his walls sucked up all the water.

Language, Timothy!

'Game changer'

Well that will shock absolutely nobody.

Nowhere near as many as would've missed it at Sunderland. My shin is fucking knacking this morning and I also accidentally hurt the moaning fucker next to me when the fourth went in.

1/16

Roses are red Big Sam is blue Couldn't make one game Turn into two.

It all started to go wrong for him when we hounded him out.

Pardew splashing on the blue stratos, glancing at the mirror, head tilted and winking to himself as we speak.

Sure, there'll always be arguments about how successful keanes was, for every fan there's a doubter, but your average punter knows that when it comes to the economy, it's the same old Tories who'll sort it out. And they just aren't interested in Keane's & Ian's economic theories and there's no point in going round in circles about it./CT

Mitrovic wants shooting for that fucking back heel. A one on one missed by both Gayle and Mitrovic in successive league games. Not good enough. Surprised nobody mentioned mitrovic and his part in their goal up to this point in the thread.

He was elected, they should've just respected it rather than the shambles which has occurred for months which has lead to the same outcome. If he lost an election and didn't resign then fair enough, but that wasn't the case and like a boyfriend parents don't approve of, they've probably strengthened the resolve of Corbyn and his supporters by their actions. The unelectable stuff is a bit rich coming from a (by comparison), unified party under Miliband who couldn't even dent the Tories who should've been there for the taking. I'm not really interested in internal politics, more shining a torch on the real enemy. I agree it's extremely unlikely he'll win, but that's been helped in no small part by the infighting and resignations. Put it another way, too, he's still more chance of securing a victory than Eagle or Smith.