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It's great for space and probably extends the shelf life but you do have to use a little bit extra elbow grease to break it up so I can see how a retired office dweller might have extra difficulty with it. #Armslike2pipecleaners

"Ah embraced a vindaloo in the Koh-i-Noor with extra chillies after a few morettis in the market of Bigg following THAT win over the man who would be whinge, one Mikel Arteta once of Goodison park in the 1-0 win courtesy of one Alexander Isak who was the man who put the ball in the mackems net and then arsenal's net, as the knight isn't a puff and veg bhunas aren't for the trinity mirror regional sports writer of the year 2016, wor kid."

".....and the Pulitizer special award for outstanding video investigation story goes to....... ....... Lee Ryder from trinity mirror group regional section for his expose on how LOUD the Newcastle United fans were at Nottingham Forest......"

It's a very reasonable comparison, he really does remind me of jack Charlton, especially the clips of them both running etc. Same stamp. O'Nein has the same black hair as Der Kaiser and errr, well, errrr........

Dan Burn reminds me of Jack Charlton, they're both big, blonde defenders from Northumberland.

Liverpool are untouchable. Man United too. (When Man U are 'criticised' it's largely generic/faceless/not naming names criticism with the aim of them not being as shit anymore and getting them back up there. They don't really give a fuck about anyone else maybe other than Arsenal).

The cheek, the nerve, the audacity, the gall, the gumption and the truth.

Just bumping this in time for Christmas before @Monkeys Fist pinches it again.

"Oh, Summaz, you poor lamb."

"I'd just like to reiterate my previous statement, we simply are never going to survive unless we go a little crazy."

I thought Germany in '06 was ok, but apart from that.....?

They were going to get, 'to a wonderful son and the cunt who corrupted him' but they thought it might slightly spoil the Christmas vibe, slightly like.

Just did mine earlier.

Imagine the media coverage if Coote was overheard slagging Howe and Tindall? Remember also the sycophantic journalists laughing along at a klopp press conference when he implied the rules about the coaching area were only put in because of NUFC? (I mean, NUFC was the excuse so he was nearly there).

Might not be her fault tbh but football focus is unwatchable these days.

SkySportsYP

Inter v Napoli on if anyone is interested?

I've just started to watch the first one again to jog the memory before getting the new series fired up.

That's the spirit, Wykiki.

It makes such a big difference having that quality which is why they're trying to stop us having them.

Commentator giving credit to Bruce for Joelnton, man.

The second the whistle goes to the ref's gob they're moving straight over to Stamford Bridge by the way.