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    Think you'll find us a little more interesting, amusing, gracious and all round better craic than the Villa fans, mind. (Their patter would make a fucking onion cry).
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    They were robbed of 2 points at Villa as well. They murdered them, had a blatant pen not given then a blatant second yellow also denied them.
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    CT towers Does anyone recall a schools tv programme called 'dark towers' or am I imagining it?
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    Have you tried microwaving it yet? The texture is amazes and also it's quicker to.
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    Remember us beating struggling PL Boro at ayresome in our promotion year of 92. It was men against boys. I'd fancy us to do similar against that shower of shite.
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    Believe me, they're a whole lot more pro-London than they are pro-north east. A lot.
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    RTG is quality right now. A majority still convinced they'd beat us no bother, a thread on 'mag obsession' another one on not drawing us in the cup where the majority seem to be glad they've avoided us despite the fact on other threads we're shite in a shite league. I tell you what, they're a fucking great starting point for any doctor thinking of making a career in psychiatry.
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    Took the bairn, she absolutely loved that, mind, especially after watching those pardew/McLaren shit shows. She loved Mitro's dance as well at the end.
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    I've had no bother whatsoever with the iPhone I haven't got.
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    Just like the Brentford game. Walk in the park yet without being Brazil 70. Absolutely laughable (considering we won) pelanty not given for Gayle where the keeper took his legs after he touched it.
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    Expecting a close game, Got to admit, I quite like McCarthy as a bloke. 1 or 2 for us, hopefully nil for them.
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    He'll be buzzing off his tits about it. (The mackem I'm on about, not your bairn). My mate went up to get a load of tickets yesterday, including one for me and my youngest bairn, he questioned the price and the kid said they were booking fees on top of the ticket price. My pal said I'm not booking it, I'm buying them here and now and you're telling me I've got to pay a quid for every ticket? The 'ten year old kid' working there, (my mates description) then made the fatal error of asking my pal if he'd ever bought a ticket for a Newcastle match before? :lol: Cue my pal giving him the hairdryer treatment mixed with all the away games he'd been to 'before yee were fucking born!'
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    "The puntas love iz, and the knight who once stood up to a gang of teenage MK Dons fans at a services McDonald's, loves them back. Laters."
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    This is down to their complete lack of insight from presenters/producers. One is a wum station, the other just a jobs for the boys/gobshites. None have someone who can call bullshit to callers although Colin Murray once did a great job of it in our case.
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    Aye, this is it. I have a low knacker tolerance when it comes to divvies talking shite about stuff they're blissfully and willfully ignorant of, and I'm not just talking about nufc stuff but their own club's background. Fuck em.
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    No, you're wrong. This is a fate worse than death itself. He'll sit on his yacht crying himself to sleep before one day jumping overboard. Or maybe not.
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    Bling back the Loker Loar.
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    I'm guessing a few are just anti-nufc and don't want to know so basically fuck 'em.
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    Just your porn collection.
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    Or lighter fluid off a mackem's crack. (You pays your money, etc....)
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    Lighter fuel off a mackem's arse, tbh.
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    The distance between Rafa and Pardew is roughly the same as the nearest galaxy to ours.
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    You're thinking of the pirate position? 'Arghhh!'
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