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I'd make a point of not going to it then. 'Here! You! Drink there!' 'Aye OK then, Captain.'
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Prolapsed Anus Eaters v Preston North End - 25 Oct @ 19:45
Howmanheyman replied to Happy Face's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Concentrating on the league, marra. FTM
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The Villa shirt Gregory sent him for his 15th birthday absolutely broke Howay and fed the hate forever.
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To be fair, it's no worse than Michael McIntire.
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He microwaves a mean mushroom.
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'Man who fish in other man's pond, often only catch crabs. Amalite?'
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Thought a good old barbeque would do it justice with some cracking music been played in the background. Didn't have a barbeque, dragged oven out on the patio instead.
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"Tom Finnoi? Is that all yow've got? Wiy've tuk your small pub owva cos we're the Villa, the man yow of the West Midlands, the scourge of west brom and coventroi. Up the Villa!"
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Generic small time football blather thread 2015/16
Howmanheyman replied to The Fish's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Think you'll find us a little more interesting, amusing, gracious and all round better craic than the Villa fans, mind. (Their patter would make a fucking onion cry).
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Generic small time football blather thread 2015/16
Howmanheyman replied to The Fish's topic in Newcastle Forum
They were robbed of 2 points at Villa as well. They murdered them, had a blatant pen not given then a blatant second yellow also denied them. -
CT towers Does anyone recall a schools tv programme called 'dark towers' or am I imagining it?
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Have you tried microwaving it yet? The texture is amazes and also it's quicker to.
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Remember us beating struggling PL Boro at ayresome in our promotion year of 92. It was men against boys. I'd fancy us to do similar against that shower of shite.
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Believe me, they're a whole lot more pro-London than they are pro-north east. A lot.
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RTG is quality right now. A majority still convinced they'd beat us no bother, a thread on 'mag obsession' another one on not drawing us in the cup where the majority seem to be glad they've avoided us despite the fact on other threads we're shite in a shite league. I tell you what, they're a fucking great starting point for any doctor thinking of making a career in psychiatry.
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Prolapsed Anus Eaters v Preston North End - 25 Oct @ 19:45
Howmanheyman replied to Happy Face's topic in Newcastle Forum
Took the bairn, she absolutely loved that, mind, especially after watching those pardew/McLaren shit shows. She loved Mitro's dance as well at the end. -
I've had no bother whatsoever with the iPhone I haven't got.
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Generic small time football blather thread 2015/16
Howmanheyman replied to The Fish's topic in Newcastle Forum
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He'll be buzzing off his tits about it. (The mackem I'm on about, not your bairn). My mate went up to get a load of tickets yesterday, including one for me and my youngest bairn, he questioned the price and the kid said they were booking fees on top of the ticket price. My pal said I'm not booking it, I'm buying them here and now and you're telling me I've got to pay a quid for every ticket? The 'ten year old kid' working there, (my mates description) then made the fatal error of asking my pal if he'd ever bought a ticket for a Newcastle match before? :lol: Cue my pal giving him the hairdryer treatment mixed with all the away games he'd been to 'before yee were fucking born!'
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Howmanheyman replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
"The puntas love iz, and the knight who once stood up to a gang of teenage MK Dons fans at a services McDonald's, loves them back. Laters."- 10610 replies
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Howmanheyman replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
This is down to their complete lack of insight from presenters/producers. One is a wum station, the other just a jobs for the boys/gobshites. None have someone who can call bullshit to callers although Colin Murray once did a great job of it in our case.- 10610 replies
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