Howmanheyman
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Incoming shitstorm on Wearside? Confirmed.
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https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/heard-from-a-scouser.1342998/ Looks like Rafa's off.
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If he's a Royal correspondent he could've just said either nothing or 'the Queen has been informed' or 'no comment yet from the Queen' or something. He hasn't worded his tweet very well, has he?
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How come anyone panicking or talking shite etc always seems to have a Geordie accent but anyone else is Oxford English dictionary standard?
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Depends on the property you want to watch it from and whether the previous tenant was a fan or not.
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Sorry, that's what I meant by 'all sides'.
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There were murdering bastards on all sides. Let's just be grateful most of this is in the past.
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Newcastle fans don't all think as one so that's patent bollocks.
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Aye, just noticed that. RIP.
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Bloke: "So, any other benefits to living here?" Landlord: "Valentino lived here, then later on, Rod Stewart and George Best." Bloke: "Fucking jackpot! I'll be beating off the fanny with a shitty stick!"
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The edge of your nerves or foreskin?
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Next time I fancy splashing out on a Rolls Royce I'll make sure to rent in Knightsbridge for a few months. The high rent will pay for itself once the address credit ratings kick in. I'll buy, sell then move out. Bosh! Job's a good'un!
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He has to be on the wind up.
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Don't let it get to you.
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I saw an advert in a bog for men's incontinence/dribbles last week. Advert reckoned 3 million men used their 'pad' worldwide. (It didn't say if that number had risen in the north east during the current 16/17 promotion campaign).
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I'm not sure if I'm missing some kind of 'in' joke here by the fish. How the fuck could your credit score be affected by moving into a property where the previous tenant had a bad credit history? Does that therefore follow that the reverse could take place?
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It's a well known fact that people with poor credit history sometimes look to move into accommodation previously owned by people with good credit history to build up their credit history in the positive. It's one the first selling points of all good estate agents.
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Generic small time football blather thread 2015/16
Howmanheyman replied to The Fish's topic in Newcastle Forum
Said it before, sooner we break away from London the better. -
Went away with a bit of a patched up side and got a point, should've been three. The upcoming break will help us. Chill.
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That's a good post with pertinent points. He obviously, didn't reach the heights of the likes of Maradona but he was absolutely world class at his peak.
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The good news for Sunderland is that this league is soooo fucking shite even us mags are top, the 3rd team was beated 4-0 so even the massive lads should piss this. Or something.
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The Liverpool side of 1988 would've been one of the favourites for the European cup had they not been banned, great side, some brilliant players of whom Beardsley was a magician for them. He was a British record signing when he went there but the ban hampered his European football. Obviously not a messi but he was such a talented player who his strike partners loved playing with.
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My IQ drops 1% just saying the words 'Steven' and 'Taylor' in the same sentence, tbh.
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He should join up to RTG. What heavyweight debates he could have with the natives.
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That was his fly's eye impression.