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Has McClaren not just got sacked from somewhere like Malaysia or something? (I'm guessing he didn't get sacked because he couldn't do the accent).

Didn't hear the pundits at the match and it was hard to watch especially first half but we were well in with a chance at the death and I thought Benitez more or less did what he could. I spoke to a couple of man city fans after the game and they were very complementary although to be fair they did shit themselves when I correctly identified them as man city fans even when I was being nice to them. Tbh Carragher and Neville have some sort of cult following from the younger fans that baffles the fuck out of me.

I'm the same as this kid.

Hearing the first raised voice as the missus is shouting at the daughters who were shouting at each other. Happy Chrimbo!

As I sit here half pissed on McEwen's champion no1 ale listening to my own gold plated, shit hot Christmas playlist whilst wor lass finishes the dregs of the prezzie wrapping my thoughts finally turn to you fuckas. 'Happy Christmas my arse' as Kirsty and the pogues are currently singing in my living room. Happy Christmas ladies and gentleman of toontastic, and a happy new year.

I hope everyone who was at the game today is ok as I heard there was a bit of trouble with the natives not taking defeat very well.

Fancied us today as West Ham has been a happy hunting ground and we were due a win but could've done without the last 20 mins. My stream froze just before we scored our 3rd and I also missed their 1st. Pity it didn't freeze for the last part of the game because I was a shaking wreck at the end.

And Gayle should do better with that shot. Has to get it on target.

Be nice to hit the woodwork and it to go in for a change. Fanny's fucking hair yet again.

Is that poll real or a parody? It's getting hard to tell these days.

Not sure, tbh? @Ant will know if @Dr Gloom gets a notification every time I'd guess?

I guessed it might be.

(I'm laughing and I don't even know what F5 does?)

Alreet, Mary.

You're getting pure fucking gold dust TV reviews here from myself from the goodness of my heart and for the greater benefit of the boards viewing experience and you're coming out with cheap digs at mine, Michael Caine's and Stanley Baker's expense? (Not to mention denigrating the bravery of the British and Zulu warriors). Shame on you, Scott. (No, it's not on this year).

Watched the first three episodes of taboo. It's getting promising and I'm even managing to put up with watching Tom Hardy act and listen to his mumbling.

FFS! You've just spoiled your deathbed advice to your children and grandchildren if they happen to read this!

I'm glad you said 'more idiots'. The Leicester game had my arm around some divvies neck offering him some advice before his mates dragged him away and a milky bar kid lookalike in front of us tried to separate us after the event when it had all finished. I jokingly asked him who he was trying hold back? The invisible man?

I'd take relegation now if it meant this cunt had a clean break from the club and we got in some serious people. 100%. Obviously I'd rather he fucked off and we could start in the PL but I just have a feeling that if he he can fuck it up......he will. The McKeag and Seymour's* were petty in that they treated the club like the family silver even though they realised their time had been and gone by the 60s at the latest, however this cunt has to be doing it out of spite or has dome massive fucking neediness that makes him have to be a WINNER in his own mind against everyone from Staveley, Dave Whelan to the normal bloke working all week just wanting a few hours watching his club try to win some games and have a go. *The original Seymour senior probably the last ambitious bloke at the club, his son, a chairman in my time, the Douglas Hall to john Hall.

SAUSAGE ROLL COME ON JOSELU SCORE A GOAL.

We're due a bit of korma, Troops.