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Howmanheyman

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  1. Don Goodman: "Don't forget, this is the Blackburn side that did the double over Newcastle, beating them at home AND away, Jeff." Jeff: "Thanks for that, Don, hope the Lando Calrissian tribute act manages to keep the bills paid in the summer. Now, over to some other daft cunt at the City ground....." Some other daft cunt: "Well here at the City ground, two teams who have BOTH beaten so-called PL bound Newcastle already this season."
  2. It's funny how it's usually the cunts of the game who call our fans. Usually people who have had the bird at some time or other from our fans, funnily enough?
  3. It's ok, Tom, they'll be the Man U of the championship according to someone on RTG. Another reckons their natural position is top half of the PL. Some, however, are asking burning questions like 'how do I cancel a season ticket card?' A few of them are realistic as well tbf.
  4. It was the worst bus I'd ever been on since my first away in 1988. Absolute fucking embarrassment on Fri in Wales before the game. Proper brexit bus singing every fucking shit ingurland song you've ever heard at the welsh who were happy having us in their bar.
  5. You win! Mind, the bairns on the bus had half of the national supply of Colombia to go with their drink on Fri. Full of beans and singing some utter ingurland shit. All quiet as lambs today on the way back as the men cracked a few open and carried on as we'd been going yesterday. Fucking fannies.
  6. Forest are a fucking hateful little club. Really don't like their attitude at all and wouldn't mind them playing 3rd tier football. Again.
  7. I once worked with a Mackem that supported 'united' and Sunderland. He had a Sunderland seyson ticket and went to theya games but supported 'united' when they met.
  8. I liked the little cunt. But he really is a little cunt at the end of the day.
  9. On a bus on my way back from this game now. Was a little bit brittle this morning. On the Charlie Chan's now though.
  10. I had no idea you were a fan, was thinking it must be CT by the way ayatollah posed the question but couldn't remember you saying anything about it. I'm a bit gutted it wasn't casualty that was your first post back, mind. Close but no cigar.
  11. Cath or J69 as part of their studies as students?
  12. Only kidding of course, don't know why it popped in my head, but I don't think I've ever heard anyone ever talk or mention this programme yet it must have been on a Saturday night prime time slot for about twenty years or something? Does anyone on here know anyone that actually watches it? I'm sure it's just a BBC jobclub scheme or something like that?
  13. Didn't Spurs get docked 12 points then get that squashed soon after for some kind of fraudulent goings on?
  14. It's a tricky one, on the one hand we'll be docked points and relegated to the fourth division, on the other hand, it's a well known fact there's a mysterious cabal of Tyneside businessman pulling the strings to keep Wearside down and Newcastle in the ascendency who will surely have contacts in the hmrc and will get NUFC off with a one off token payment in lieu of missed tax.
  15. I took a half day today and didn't get up till 10.30 after doing the usual after a midweek home game by falling asleep on the settee, pissed a fart and crawling to bed at 4.45.
  16. You're getting old, Daveed. You can't be doing these 24 hr sessions anymore without consequences.
  17. Troops, if he gets fucked over in the summer he'll go. He might even go sooner if they tell him 'early doors' he's getting a pittance. The latter probably won't happen as they'll bottle telling him to late on. Anyway, you're not going to get the answer you want tomorrow, mate.
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