Howmanheyman

He probably hates it because it's utter bilge.

I like to see all the north east teams do well.

Their crowds went up a higher percentage than ours in the 90's. Yet we get the 'formed in 92' craic with a complete lack of irony.

Seyn a pewya puppet mag with the full kit on today in the Metrocentre. Propa poest 92er with 'Rafa' on the back. Ah had me lads shirt on and a stowen island belt on me crosshatch jeynes. Ah give him a lewk and al the cunt could do was stick his tongue out at iz then ask his mam for a McDonald's. When ah wuz 8 ah'd a propa gave a mag lowads of fucking grief but this kid didan want to knar. Soft shite mag. FTM.

You must've discovered drink and sex have you? Slinking on here, making a post as if you'd never been away. I'm OUTRAGED!

There once was a poster called fish Who considered himself quite a dish One word he thought great Was saying 'conflate', But all it brought fish was fresh hate.

Aye, they took the Metrocentre today, marra, based on replica shirts. Any fights the mags woulda definitely shit theyasells.

Saw an MLF walking through the metrocentre today with his retro shirt on, a lifting pair of jeans with some fucking chain going out of one pocket to another, a shit beard and a wooly hat and what I assumed was his lass till I got a proper look at her, it could only have been his mother as she was about late fifties. Who needs a 'mag at work' tale when you can have an MLF, (Mammy's Little Fuckwit), at Metrocentre one instead?

Aye, the puppet dig is a fucking joke. Honestly, I don't think as a support we're as militant as we could be but we're head and shoulders above most and light years ahead of them fuckers. Most things we tend to make a big deal about isn't the type of thing you see these fannies on arsenal TV moaning about, either. On the other hand, you've got a supporter base that are happy for permanent mediocrity as long as they can beat the mags and won't lift a fucking finger to do anything constructive to help their club in the long term as, first and foremost, they're lazy cunts, lazy by inaction and secondly, too fucking dopey to have any strategy or plans. Thirdly, they hide their laziness, lack of willpower and brains behind a 'it's what the mags would do' mantra which is outright fudging it or outright being genuinely thick as fuck.

- best all round poster (football) Howay edges it as he puts a bit humour and venom into it. - best all round poster (general) There's a few good ones on here but there's definitely been a slowdown of posting. - funniest poster intentional funny, Gemmill. Stevie, Howay, Ayatollah, meenzer, MF, Alex etc, again, loads more. Unintentionally funny? Fish, CT, Gloom and Wykki. - most thought provoking thread starter ? - poster you'd most like to go for a beer with Whoever pays and isn't a knob. - poster you'd most like to slap in the face with a wet fish All the OOTers. - thickest skin CT, (usually) and the fish. - thinnest skin This year? Maybe Renton? - best fact checker I'll go with HF. - biggest blairite - biggest trot MF, NJS or me. - most likely to end up in an insane asylum Park Life - biggest hipster wanker Generally, it has to be Gloomy, football wise, toss up between the fish and Tooj. - most sanctimonious I don't think anyone's really sanctimonious on here, joking aside. - most missed former poster CT, Stevie, KSA - the leazesmag award for the poster most likely to start an argument with him/herself Stevie, Ewerk, Ant and J69 - best female poster CT

Euro football hipster wars!! If you haven't got a beard, you're not getting in.

They're bottom of the PL, (again). They're managed by a well paid manager who they thought was going to be great but they now think he's shit, (again). They've just found out their club is on the bones of it arse, there's no money to spend and their owner is trying to get the fuck out of there. What would you post about in these circumstances? Hmmnnn.....? http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mike-ashley-has-run-rings-around-the-mags.1308315/ :lol: Oh, we apparently love Mike Ashley as well, now.

You know they won't.

It's almost like CT was still posting. Scary.

Stopped off there for an away game at Port Vale a few years ago. Never thought we'd end up playing them. a bus full of Villa fans turned up in the same bar as our two buses were in. Never seen a group of supporters look so sheepish going into a bar as they did.

Couldn't give a fuck about Brighton but have loads of time for Hughton, the polar opposite of that gobshite at Palace and his two immediate successors. As Howay says, you'd not hear the end of it if we finished behind Brighton so obviously hope we win it as this also helps with the winning mentality. I'm on Twitter and there's some real bitter twats around so let's give them something to twist about and piss the league with sold out away ends and full home gates.

Happy birthday, Gemmill, don't forget the chloroform if you're out tonight, celebrating!

I completely resemble that remark!

It's all coming out now, pun unintended.

"Wha-wha-what the fuck is this shit? Is them me toes you're standing on or what? Ah've fried bigger fish than yee, son. Leave the Ryder craic to the real McCoy, capisce, bonny lad?"

Do not tempt me, shallow one!