Howmanheyman

I took a half day today and didn't get up till 10.30 after doing the usual after a midweek home game by falling asleep on the settee, pissed a fart and crawling to bed at 4.45.

You're getting old, Daveed. You can't be doing these 24 hr sessions anymore without consequences.

Troops, if he gets fucked over in the summer he'll go. He might even go sooner if they tell him 'early doors' he's getting a pittance. The latter probably won't happen as they'll bottle telling him to late on. Anyway, you're not going to get the answer you want tomorrow, mate.

They can see him for the utter charlatan he is but were having a charlatan vision outage when brexit was on the agenda and Johnson and co were talking shite and also had a charlatan vision outage at the last general election.

(Ah knaa it's Bain, BTW).

When your annoying female colleague's legs go into early rigor mortis and you can't shut the car boot properly. /wykitoon

At Newcastle airport.

Good to hear!

Some are looking forward to some class aways next season.

RTG is an absolute delight to read ATM.

'Apparently'? You're recommending me something to watch in my own precious time that you Haven't even bothered your hipster cosmopolitan London arse to watch yourself in the first place? Get your fucking act together, Gloomy! Even CT wouldn't come out with that craic!

The transformation of a once valued poster into CT. Sad.

Well I don't work in an office for a start, anything being delivered would have to either go through a security gatehouse first then onto the offices where if it got that far, would then be held for me to go and collect when I got the chance, I'd almost certainly be told not to do it again. If I was one of the people based in an office it would probably be a different matter.

Aye.

No. Not really a viable option in my case. It would probably be a sackable offence at my place.

Wolves for the all 4 division question?

The football league pulling out all the stops in their quest to strengthen their league. It's never ending.

Nah. Much better to be home at this stage with what's at stake. This is usually where even those that moan or keep quiet get on board. The crowd were great on Friday and will be good on Monday too.

Where's our poll?

What a fucking paper that is, man. Parody wouldn't do them justice.

Fuck off, man.

Sky can go suck my plums. Especially Kirsty Gallacher. Please.