Howmanheyman

But if he does go out, I'm sure he'll wrap up and have his mittens on.

It's this site, it's been a bit ropey lately.

Toontastic! For when you're skiving at work or there's nowt on the telly when you get home later on.

It's that time of the day when most of TT stop posting while they get ready to go home after a hard day browsing on here and elsewhere. Roy Castle's 'dedication' could've been written for you and your laser focused determination to do a hard days work for your employer. I salute that absolute dedication and look forward to you posting on here in the house later on when you get bored after your tea or something and your lass starts talking shite to you.

Someone else who has never broken any bones....

"Wahey! I'm here for the birds and the booze! Bring 'em on!!!" "Sir, this is a library!" [Whispers] "Wahey. I'm here for the birds and the booze. Bring 'em on."

🎶 avulsion fracture Also known as osteogenesis imperfecta. 🎵

It's hard to break something when you've been wrapped up in cotton and forced to wear mittens your whole life.

'I see the usual five clubs and eleven of their lackeys have voted to keep a perpetual top 6, Father?'

To quote Don King, 'Slim to none..... And Slim's just left town."

The fish nearly into the house after the accident, nearly, so close but couldn't quite get over the threshold before the agony finally proved too much..... "I..... I can't make it darling.....aaaarrrghhhh!!!... ..... delete the ring bell video and the money's in the biscuit tin......aaaarrrgghhhhh!! Farewell my love!"

Fish: "Aaaaarghhhh! Aaaaarghhhh!!" Mrs Fish: "Are you alright?" Fish: Aaaaarghhhh!!..... Aaaaarghhhh!!......The pain!!!!.......Aaaaarghhhh!!!!...... I'll tell you in a minute darling, I'm just hastily deleting the scene from our poncey ring bell......Aaaaarghhhh!! ...... Aaaaarghhhh!!...... Nearly done it.......Aaaaarghhhh!! Aaaaarghhhh!!.....there you go...... Deleted....... Aaaaarghhhh!!!!"

Too much time spent in the midlands on your work travels it seems?

"Tipping Everton to go down again?"

Fish junior's teacher seeing Fish approach her desk.....

WYIKIdMP

Puts me in mind of the mills and boon books my Mam used to read.

LTAdMP

My MiL reminds me of Steve Bruce for some weird/vague reason but I don't hold it against her. Be better LTA.

Let's hope he's as good as new and the Sven we signed. If he's ok after a few weeks then this is brilliant news for us and bad news for our competitors.

Fuck off, man.

Jeremy Clarkson's US counterpart:

The song that got away for Bob Marley and the wailers.