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Andy Cole MKII and from Bristol City just like the original model. (fingers crossed).

Fucking paxman, waving the labour manifesto around, (must've lost the Tory one as he never waved that), fucking monarchy questions, no NHS questions, Falkland questions, what an absolute farce from the long faced Tory cunt.

It's mind boggling that they're getting rid of that show but keeping the likes of 'fletch & Sav'. Fucking idiots.

I've only been to Reading once back in their Elm Park days. I'm in no rush to go back. Huddersfield for a closer trip.

If we sign the former can I just call him 'Bob' or something?

It bugged me too but if you're a young, fit professional footballer and you get a chance of international football why wouldn't you take it? Just for the experience and change of scenery if anything? Had I been good enough to go professional I could've represented at least two countries, possibly three, why would someone not want to play international football?

Is Sargon the bad wizard in Lord of the rings?

Bloke at wor place's daughter was one of the lasses killed down there, can't put a face to his name and he obviously isn't in. Poor cunt, I couldn't imagine it.

Drove past Wallsend high street yesterday, didn't see any sunshine fanny but along the way I spotted a charver on a bike, top off, smirking a tab and a couple of others further along walking along, tops off with sunglasses on looking very charver-like. No SF to speak of.

Was really tempted to get a genuine 1980-2, complete with the umbro logos going down the sleeves, home shirt the other day but baulked at the £150 price. By the same token seen a shirt I already owned and fancied buying it back but was was busy and didn't bother buying it, would've cost around £80. (87-88 home). I'd even be tempted to get the new one but fuck that with the sponsor. Shame. Very bad.

Like Gabbiadini, like Defoe, Phillips couldn't fuck off quick enough after relegation. No chance of Allardyce either unless they've come into some money and doubt he's flavour of the month after fucking off just before the beginning of last season and leaving them in the shite. Rumoured to be close to leaving before England came calling anyway as he knew the cupboard was bare. They'll end up with someone desperate for a job with no expectation of getting a half decent EFL budget.

Loads of pics of missing bairns. Horrible cunts. What they're families must be going through right now?

It's their modus operandi.

Don't be too harsh on yourself, try that in a comedy club selling English tapas, for example, and it might go down a better?

Both Milan's have really good traditional kits but have made a right pigs ear of them lately, especially inter. That's a bit better.

Is this a wind up?

I haven't got a sink, half the floor is up in my old kitchen/new living room, a removed wall revealed a lower floor new kitchen doesn't get installed till next week and I'm officially sick as fuck.

Read somewhere it's £45m over three years, (£15m a season).

On seeing the video it's not as bad, just a shame the sponsor is turtle shit.

Was hoping it was going to be a decent shirt for a change. That, mainly because of the sponsor, is piss poor.

I never watched it, never watched Chelsea win the PL the other night and didn't watch the Upton park love-in last year either. I win tbh.

Was Jason Cundy and Justin Edinburgh there?

One of our posters writes football club owner reviews in the style of a 14 year old if that's any help?

Would be lovely but it ain't happening.