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68, (IIRC) job centres closing down, affecting 700 odd jobs. Byker one of them as well as one in Willy Bay and one somewhere over in the West end. Unemployment must be rapidly shrinking?

I've had a right time with it, reinstalled and couldn't get a thing put back on including my paid for sports. Anyway, after some digging and a bit of luck it seems sorted but could've done without it and I hardly watch it compared to most on here! Also got Netflix on a free trial for a month. Can't believe anyone would pay £7.50 a month for it to be quite honest.

This 'Tammy' kid, does he stand by his man at corners, etc? (Walks in, chucks grenade, walks out).

Nice one, Dave.

He was going to make a 'Marvel' analogy but thought of the 'films you've watched' thread and couldn't handle reading Fish's long responses.

I hope this Lejeune shows the same backbone as he did when he was fighting against Javert.

"ah personally drink bleach to help iz get through the day trying to think of nufc stories but yee stick to crack if yiv got the wedge."

Well then that'll be one pie he hasn't got any fingers in.

Twitter editor for ex-NUFC foreign footballers. (Who maybe don't know better).

My first thoughts, too. Give him his due, mind, he's not exactly shy is he? beats working for a living I suppose.

Just beat me to it.

Like a new signing!

Take a look at @DMReporter's Tweet: https://twitter.com/DMReporter/status/881122079600521216?s=09

Slug's a bit much, mind. He reminds me more of a dopey bluebottle fly keep whizzing up against a small closed window when there's big French doors wide open directly below.

Aye, not like a Mackem to miss a NUFC link?

One of them defending the appointment of Grayson: "What had hughton and Wagner achieved before brighton and huddersfield?" Err.....?

He did put some aloe vera gel in the fridge, 'just in case'.

Theya've got Simon Grayason He's not owt geet amayazin He's from Preston He knows the mess theya in.

Pinching that.

Aye, but what was he doing/wearing?

I'm all for it. You can just call me 'His-Maj' for short.

I just don't get the mentality to get your phone out and start recording anything bar a family event or something, let alone a potential death. Some fucking weirdos about, mind.

Heard the manager's office toilet took a severe hammering when Allardyce was at the club, it even had it's own confidential helpline.

Jimmy 5 bellies tagging along for the craic and the scran.