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Obviously they are skint as well.

If Keane's legs haven't gone then he might not be the worst signing. I think Moyes knows they're fucked with what they have, like. Ditto Jagielka as they can't rely on their current defenders.

Fair play, Gloomy.

Joleon,Joleon, Joleon Joleeeeon! I'm begging you, please don't lose your man. Joleon, Joleon, Joleon, Joleeeeon! Please don't take us down just cos you can.

There'll be plenty of chemistry in the Viagra, sorry, Kamagra he takes.

Was going to watch this as I like watching Victorian era shows but if it's set in Edwardian times it can fuck right off.

RIP, René, the anglo-french fanny rat.

Thought you were turning into Ed Winchester.

Have a feeling we might be the poster boy Goliath who gets knocked out this round, where tv channels will gleefully show the goal/s at half time of the 56th consecutive fa cup game that has featured Man U and go on about the romance of the cup with a straight face.

Modou Barrow? Sounds like some kind of real ale made in a microbrewery.

The fucking off season?

Anyone who's thinking of putting in a spoiler thing for LA LA land, it's OK, you don't have to, I'm not going to watch it.

Course he does! He's been told by every Man City fan he's ever met about the time they had over 60,000 when they were in the 3rd Div which was much better than NUFC's 8,000 average before KK came along.

I said as much the other day to my mates in the bar, there's no way I'd go along to watch a farce like this. Also, how fucking arrogant of Pip to think his current clubs reserves deserve to oust an actual football club from the division just so his reserves have a better atmosphere to play in. Fucking cock.

Anyone catch guardiola's craic about Man City and man U being allowed to play their reserves in front of big crowds in the championship against Newcastle? The fucking prick.

We will, might even see the local MP while I'm at it.

Well before we went to the kangaroo assessment she had to fill in a form and put contact details for doctors/specialists that could help her case. She obviously put them all down. She used to work in the NHS and has rang them all up and had a chat with all of them and to nobodies great surprise not one of them have had any requests for information about wor lass from the DWP. They basically don't want to know what her doctors and specialists have to say.

Why would you want potentially one of your best players missing for a month? What if he's injured leading to the tournament? What's the point? It just isn't worth it.

You pays your money, etc.

Keegan valued himself too highly, not enough pragmatism at times but it worked for us and him and bought us and him time when he called Hall's bluff after the Swindon game at home when he told Hall to stick it if wasn't going to deliver his Promise's. I'm 43, KK is the best thing that's ever happened to NUFC by a country mile. We'd be playing Barnsley every season if it hadn't been for him. Bottler, FFS.

Thought the kids looked nervous, especially the number 35 in midfield. Kid at the back was a bit more with it, the lad on the wing struggled a bit too. Luckily the experienced pro's ran the show and calmed everything down by being the best players on the pitch. Unlike J69 I thought Hanley helped the young'un next to him. Ritchie was trying to coach Yedlin into what to do when he made the odd wrong decision and Shelvey was comfortably the best player on the pitch. Everyone went out of their way to help the bairns and made a big deal of patting them on the back when they went off so alls well that ends well. Tiote is still a knacker.

Err.....

Watched 'the beast' last night. It's called 'beast of war' on kodi. Watched it years ago, Jason Patric is in a Soviet tank that is part of an attack on an Afghan village where they brutally murder a load of Afghans. His commander is a butter and they get lost down a pass and are tracked down by the Mujahedeen who capture Patric who eventually helps the Afghans get the tank after he's left to be murdered by the commander. An under the radar film at the time which shows the mujahedeen in a decent light and slags the Soviets. Obviously this could be spun around in recent times so is in a way even more interesting in retrospect.

I'd just try and avoid buying African players tbh.

They don't want the car back, it's only a year into the agreement but they can't gamble on us winning and we will now have to get another one and wait for it. (If we win). It's squarely down to the DWP and their orders from Tory HQ. Really can't afford to buy one myself ATM with the house getting renovated. Cunts doesn't cover it