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Looks a bit like a young Neil Warnock when he had hair.

It's not meant to be Mala Peg.

Cockeyed Mala is the lad holding the flag.

https://flashbak.com/newcastle-united-fans-1905-2000-25533/ Don't ask me how, but at the semi final v Chelsea in 2000 I've think we may have a younger Mr Ryder in view. Not hard to spot despite his hair. He's the only Geordie at Wembley with an England shirt on instead of a NUFC shirt. Oh dear. Actually, I've got a pic below.

I've seen many films. All the best ones.

Do you remember the scene in Spartacus where the recently escaped gladiators are laughing and cheering as they sit watching two fat old patricians fighting to their death and Kirk Douglas has a go at the gladiators for being like the Romans? Similar scenario set after the revolution..... Donald Trump. Boris Johnson.

First of all, where does the leader of the USA get the time for all these tweets? If it isn't him tweeting it's a good impressionist and they're so narcissistic most of the time, and when they're not just narcissistic they're utter bollocks like this. Surely to God someone is sitting round a table over there wondering what they're going to do with him?

Yes. The people's poet has spoketh.

I forgot to mention their main one, 'WBA v Barca of the north' match thread.

Had a quick deek just now at RTG as I thought they'd be feeling a little bit better and wasn't disappointed. A thread on relegation, (PL obviously and involving us and also where they get promoted) A thread on Merson lauding him because he tipped us to get beat. A thread on Nolan slagging Rafa and saying Rafa's spent a fortune, a thread on the PL saying it's painful to watch it's that shit, a thread on palace fans where one straight away calls them 'mags of the South', a thread of Rafa's quote 'we are where we are', a thread called 'return of the mags' and finally one where someone questions their own support and is roundly laughed at despite him saying a couple of players have said how hard it is to play in front of them. Mackem message board gold indeed.

Essembee's finest moments were dealing with the mackems on behalf of the rest of us as he basically out mackemed them and saying to someone, can't remember who, 'are you a clown in a circus'?

And what a fucking snorter it was!

I said a set piece or wonder goal, well we've had the set piece, expecting a fucking raker before full time.

Awful again. Crosses getting over no bother and defenders not reacting. Third header lucky by Clark though!

Unless we can score a wonder goal or a set piece we're beaten already because of slack defending on half time.

I sincerely hope a top CIA deep cover team has him in a constant cross hair in time for when he's about to inadvertently or huffily start WW3.

..... Or a young Gemmill honing his future killer forum putdowns in the schoolyard before Gripper Fist came looking for his dinner money.

Holy fuck! Who told you about the brexiteers top secret Irish 'Marvin Gaye' plan? It was supposed to be on a strictly 'need to know' basis.

Not just bitter about the victories, for all their wins they were still absolute fucking cacka playing everyone else, whereas our wins coincided with NUFC taking off, being in the spotlight and also getting 'entertainers' tags and 'everyone's 2nd team' stuff. The latter was a load of shite from sky but it must've killed them as we were miles away from them playing in Europe, competing in the PL. Apart from all of that, I don't think the older ones ever got over the Gillingham play off game at Roker where they had to watch their club get relegated to the 3rd division whilst hundreds of Newcastle United supporters celebrated in the ground with Gillingham fans.

My name's Buck And I don't give a fuck About the US or Japan, But if Aussie Ken Posts shite again, Then Tom's yer fucking man.