Howmanheyman

One of our posters writes football club owner reviews in the style of a 14 year old if that's any help?

Would be lovely but it ain't happening.

Happy to oblige.

Charnley: "Yeah, it was brutal at times when I did bird but luckily got on with my cell mate, 'Nails' McGinty, we were real tight and had each others backs. We said we'd look out for each other on the outside as well......hang on, can I just take this call?........Hello? Lee Charnley speaking...... What? This is nails McGinty? You've just got out?.....err, let me finish, this is Lee Charnley's mam, Lee has emigrated to Australia, err, said he's very happy over there and isn't coming back and he said please don't ring his mam anymore or something like that. Bye."

£100 for them? A fool and his money are easily parted.

Fucking sky with their 12 o'clock kick off time. Cunts. Anyway, ha'way/howay the lads and have a good time no matter what.

First rule of neo-liberal club, never classify yourself as one. Second rule of neo-liberal club, never disturb dead birds in your chimney.

Nothing will happen to the stadium name. Them renaming it wasn't normal and using the wonga sponsorship to put it back to normal was an excuse to save face for a mistake and an attempt to smooth over an unpopular sponsor.

Henry Ramsey had a go at it in the charts once.

I'd be inclined to agree about less unionised traditional workplaces contributing to labour losses but as someone who still works in the above category, I can tell you there's a bitterness not so much at employers trying to screw workers T&Cs and jobs, as it would've been once upon a time, but at immigrants and people they see/read about on the tv/papers receiving benefits living a financially similar life but not having to put up with the shit you get at work. Newcastle voted remain, but from the few conversations at work I had or overheard, my workplace was more brexit. Not had many conversations about Corbyn or politics but rightly or wrongly most just use the sun headline descriptions of him. Not sure if Miliband was thought of much more highly either. Cameron has, through sheer incompetence, masterminded a tactical masterstroke for his party.

Is this essembee's comedy account?

It'll also be a great ready made excuse if certain clubs who all of a sudden are looking forward to bigger allocations don't sell out should they have a less than stellar start to next season.

That was a really great goal by Juventus, mind. Even Huddersfield would've been proud of that.

Is it actually confirmed his anguish is coming out as gay? I'd have assumed he couldn't handle Spurs preferring Sissoko to him? (Soz, hope the lad gets all the support he needs).

Are they still together or did they eventually break up?

That dinner was just a ploy in pre-negotiations from May. It starts off with willy waving then phase 2 is putting fingers in your ears shouting 'Strong and stable leadership - I'm not listening - strong and stable leadership - I'm not listening!'

He's always been a twat, like.

Don Goodman: "Don't forget, this is the Blackburn side that did the double over Newcastle, beating them at home AND away, Jeff." Jeff: "Thanks for that, Don, hope the Lando Calrissian tribute act manages to keep the bills paid in the summer. Now, over to some other daft cunt at the City ground....." Some other daft cunt: "Well here at the City ground, two teams who have BOTH beaten so-called PL bound Newcastle already this season."

at howay and your good self.

It's funny how it's usually the cunts of the game who call our fans. Usually people who have had the bird at some time or other from our fans, funnily enough?

Kevin Ball, come on down!

It's ok, Tom, they'll be the Man U of the championship according to someone on RTG. Another reckons their natural position is top half of the PL. Some, however, are asking burning questions like 'how do I cancel a season ticket card?' A few of them are realistic as well tbf.