Howmanheyman

Get the fuck in! Fucking have that Hughes you muckleheeded utter cunt.

Hayden.

Expecting about 6 mins stoppage time.

Course we don't get a penalty.

There's a handball too which we never get given. Fucking unreal the way we get reffed.

There you go, '2nd' yellow card for Joe Allon, or would've been had the ref not let him off because he played an advantage in the first half. I'd say unbelievable but it's sadly not.

It's ok though, it's only Newcastle, we don't mind this from refs.

No way Rafa spends that money on Murphy if he thinks he's only getting £5m to get a striker and that's it. Ashley clearly going for a hat-trick of relegations.

Demba Ba got a hat trick here, if he was playing today he'd probably get another.

Odds in he'll make another yellow card challenge but obviously not get sent off. It's only Newcastle after all.

Fuck me. Open goal two yards out and fucking skys it.

Robbie Elliott.

Should be winning. We have to put those type of chances away.

Has McClaren not just got sacked from somewhere like Malaysia or something? (I'm guessing he didn't get sacked because he couldn't do the accent).

Didn't hear the pundits at the match and it was hard to watch especially first half but we were well in with a chance at the death and I thought Benitez more or less did what he could. I spoke to a couple of man city fans after the game and they were very complementary although to be fair they did shit themselves when I correctly identified them as man city fans even when I was being nice to them. Tbh Carragher and Neville have some sort of cult following from the younger fans that baffles the fuck out of me.

I'm the same as this kid.

Hearing the first raised voice as the missus is shouting at the daughters who were shouting at each other. Happy Chrimbo!

As I sit here half pissed on McEwen's champion no1 ale listening to my own gold plated, shit hot Christmas playlist whilst wor lass finishes the dregs of the prezzie wrapping my thoughts finally turn to you fuckas. 'Happy Christmas my arse' as Kirsty and the pogues are currently singing in my living room. Happy Christmas ladies and gentleman of toontastic, and a happy new year.

I hope everyone who was at the game today is ok as I heard there was a bit of trouble with the natives not taking defeat very well.

Fancied us today as West Ham has been a happy hunting ground and we were due a win but could've done without the last 20 mins. My stream froze just before we scored our 3rd and I also missed their 1st. Pity it didn't freeze for the last part of the game because I was a shaking wreck at the end.

And Gayle should do better with that shot. Has to get it on target.

Be nice to hit the woodwork and it to go in for a change. Fanny's fucking hair yet again.

Is that poll real or a parody? It's getting hard to tell these days.